Authors Note: Well, this is my first fanfic for DeviantArt! Remember my drawing Invad-Ed, where I said I might make a fanfic based on the drawing? Well, here it is! If people think its good enough here, Ill post it on Fanfiction.net. I have a basic solid plot so far, but if anyone would like to give me any suggestions later on, Im open to them! Also, this will include MAJOR spoilers for the Cartoon Network Invaded specials, so if youve never seen them, read at your own risk! Without further ado, as I say on Fanfiction.net, happy reading!
Prologue: The Backstory of Things to Come
Somewhere in the U.S.A., a small town resides. This town is known as Peach Creek. At a first glance, it looks like a peaceful little town, where nothing exciting happens. However, looks are deceiving.
You see, three boys live in Peach Creek. Some call them entertaining; others call them pests. However, most people call them by their names: Ed, Edd (also known as Double D), and Eddy.
Ed is tall, smelly, and not the brightest bulb in the box. Double D is polite, intelligent, and somewhat sarcastic at times. Eddy is short, loud, and obsessed with money. Besides the fact that they all share the same name, there doesnt seem to be anything these three boys have in common. However, if you asked them, youd find out there is one other thing these boys have in common: their love for jawbreakers.
More than once, Eddy has come up with a crazy scam, which Ed and Double D have gone along with (usually) without any complaint. These scams all share the same purpose: to obtain money from the other children living in Peach Creek. For the Eds, as they were respectively called, money equals jawbreakers. Too bad most of the time, they fail.
Because of the Eds hair-brained schemes, they, along with the other children residing in Peach Creek, have had some crazy adventures.
However, nothing the Eds had previously done could have prepared them for what had happened a few weeks before.
Everyone had woken up one winter morning, hoping for a perfectly normal day. Or
at least as normal as it could get at Peach Creek. However, it immediately spiraled into an adventure crazier than anything the Eds, or the other kids, had ever encountered before.
It all began when one of the neighborhood children, a frail, young boy named Jimmy, had a sweets-induced nightmare about aliens coming and snatching Peach Creek into the sky. Of course, nobody listened to Jimmys pleas about taking the dream seriously, not even Jimmys best friend (and Eds little sister), Sarah.
However, everything changed when Jonny, a young, hippy-like boy, and Plank, Jonnys ever-present piece of wood with a face on it, traveled to the foreign son-of-a-shepherd, Rolfs house, only to find a creepy, green glow and intense heat emanating from the house.
After Jonny told everyone else about what he and Plank had witnessed, Kevin, the towns semi-bully and jock, suggested they all investigate; it was then revealed that Ed was missing as well. However, when the group actually got to the house, they panicked when they saw strange shadows from inside the house.
While everyone else retreated into the park, something else strange happened: a huge pod that seemed to be shaped like a cheese wheel crashed into the park. Everyone thought an alien hatched from the strange pod, but that wasnt exactly what happened: inside the pod was Ed, minus his clothes (except for his underwear, thank goodness). Ed confirmed that the strange beings in Rolfs home had an intergalactic tinge to it. It was then that Kevin proposed a rescue mission to save Rolf.
All the kids gathered in Kevins basement to assemble combat weapons against the aliens. However, once they went back to Rolfs house, the weapons proved to be more effective in theory than in real life. So, they executed one last plan: offer Nazz, the popular pretty girl who was admittedly somewhat of a ditz, as, in short, a sacrifice.
This plan was more effective, actually coaxing one of the aliens out of the house. However, it wasnt the aliens the kids were hoping for; it was only Rolf, and some other type of aliens: his visiting relatives (who were also the ones who took Eds clothes)!
However, even though that mystery had been solved, even more weird incidents began to happen around Peach Creek. Throughout the rest of the week, the entire town was experiencing strange tremors. Dairy products slowly began disappearing, along with Ed; thankfully, he returned after a few days. The kids couldnt figure it out; was everyone going crazy?
The whole ordeal was explained a week after in the local paper. As it turns out, aliens had invaded the Earth. Evidently, it was all started in another town, by a small, blue creature advertising that he had cheese from the local observatory; this explained the missing dairy products. As it turns out, Peach Creek wasnt the only place with alien sightings; there were also alleged sightings at an out-of-town elementary school and a summer camp. The drama finally ended in one last town that always seemed susceptible to paranormal phenomena. According to a dim-witted boy with a big nose, a young girl with a nasty disposition, and a tall, pale man, the aliens needed the dairy products to rebuild the moon, or they would turn into werewolves. After a battle in space, the aliens were defeated, and Earths dairy products were saved. The article also stated that the aliens had abducted a small town (which explained the tremors Peach Creek had been experiencing) and that the dumbest civilian from each town had been taken for experimentation (which explained Eds disappearance).
The article explained everything. It was all there, in black and white. Everyone should have felt at peace, right?
Of course, the Eds felt more at peace. However, that didnt stop them from feeling extremely paranoid.
There was only one thing that could shake this extreme paranoia: a new scam. And this one was a doozy.