Published: December 31, 2012
[X] Both of your parents are from Asia.
[ ] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[X] You think DDR is cool. (Dance Dance Revolution?)
[X] You've watched lots of anime.
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[X] You think your parents want you marry within your own race.
Yep~ And for me, I also don't support Asians marrying other races, but that's okay if you already are.
[X] You eat rice almost everyday.
[ ] You drink lemon tea
[X] You style your hair
[ ] You have a Facebook.
Last time I checked, Asians don't keep up with Facebook. We leave that to the Americans.
[/] You speak languages other than English.
I'm still learning Chinese, so I don't really know.
[X] Your parents are strict. (Mostly my mom)
[X] Your parents have high expectations of you. (My mom, at least)
[X] You always get A's/B's on your report.
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[X] You know your multiplication table.
[X] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish ping-pong
[ ] You've seen the Asian version of The Ring/The Grudge. (WTF)
[X] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[X] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc).
[X] You're not the only child. (Wait, what does this have to do with Asia? Chinese people can only have one in their country!)
[X] You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
Sometimes, my mom is cheap to me and skips the New Year.
[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do.
Chinese, Japanese, Korean. There you have it.
[X] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted.
Well if waiting for the price to be $10 off before coming back to the store is bargaining, then okay.
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube.
HOLY CRAP I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH THOSE THINGS --
[X] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house.
[X] You play video games.
... Okay? But I thought most noobs were American.
[X] Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home.
That is annoying.
[X] You have karaoke at home.
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times. What is a LAN?
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house.
[X] You own a gaming console.
[X] You don't wear shoes in your house.
Of course not! That's just common sense! Why would you wear some dirty shoes from outside on carpet?
[X] You can use chopsticks.
[X] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't.
Well, my mom just activates her rage mode.
[X] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day.
I can tell them I have a "project" that I need to work on with my friends.
[X] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod.
[X] You don't like football.
[ ] You like soccer.
[X] You have a curfew.
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means.
[X] You know what purikura is.
[ ] You like bubble tea.
BUBBLE TEA IS DISGUSTING! Tapioca FTW!
[X] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come.
Not too big, just one or two sizes ahead.
[ ] You've played final fantasy. (Sadly, no)
[/] You believe in fortune cookies. (Some)
[X] You know what is bok choy.
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" Da fuq?
[X] You've had pockys/yan yan before.
[X] when you ask for your moms/dads permission she/he goes "ask your dad/mom". (Mostly my Dad)
Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am _% Asian!
Total : 70% asian
WHAT. THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
BUT I AM ASIAN!!