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And to all you other retards out there~ LOL

Yep. Another late holiday greeting. Enough of this--

I have a stupid story to share. All of my tricks backfired on me.

Since yesterday was April Fool's Day, I planned some really boring pranks for my friends the day before. My original scheme was to act mad at them for no reason, and tell them at the end of the day that it was a joke. But since I lie too much (LOL I have lied so many times in front of them, while pretending not to know why their lunch kit or pencil box is missing) , it failed on my first target, and completely sank on the next. I should stop with the faking now XDDD . Then perhaps my prank will work next year.

My second prank was to write some retarded Chinese on the board. Since I had learned a new word in Chinese school a long time ago, my mom taught me different phrases you could make with the word. And one of them was [SO CALLED] "poop". It was funny to me, since I'm still immature. I told my Chinese friend in choir I was going to do this prank, hoping that she would understand. She laughed at me and wouldn't help me write one of the words I forgot, to write "poop". I asked her a few times, and she kept refusing. LITTLE DID AMY KNOW THAT THIS WAS A WARNING, AND THE "POOP" PHRASE ACTUALLY MEANT SOMETHING MORE. I eventually recovered my memory and wrote it on the board, hoping that the Chinese kids in the next choir would laugh at it. Most of them ride my bus, and I thought that they would walk past me and say something like, "I see what you did there. XDDD"

BUT NO. NO ONE CONFRONTED ME. NO ONE ASKED ME ANYTHING. NO ON ASIAN TALKED TO MEH. And so I had this growing suspicion that I wrote something wrong. When I got home, I googled "da bien" and got the translation as.... SH*T.

SH*T.

THANKS MOM. YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM SO INNOCENT AND CLEAN.

And so I was trolled twice and died of embarrassment. The End.
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MarioTwo Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Aww, Ami, don't feel bad! FEEL BAD ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED ME A STAKER. PRONOUNCED STEAK ER. :iconlolwutplz: I kid lol
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AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
LOL WUT
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MarioTwo Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
TUW LOL
REMEMBER THE TAIM I WATCHED :icontealstripedtights:???????? UKALDMEASTAKER. USPELBAD T_T
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AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
....

F*ck my keyboard. XDDD
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MarioTwo Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
DDDX
I WANNA NINTENDO NES CARTRIDGE DRIVE!
...lolwut
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:iconamimeito-chan:
AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
.... I dunno what is that. XDDD

I want a 3DS though.
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MarioTwo Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
It's really fun.


I was gunna say 64DD ([link]) or Famicom Disk System ([link]) but then I decided to go with something that doesn't exist so I can say lolwut
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AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
XDDDD

Oh well
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ChibiClover-chan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Your luck..poor you. Mine was take a picture of my desktop and make it my desktop picture, I hid all the icons too. Then I told my sis that she can use it, she kept on pressing the "Google Chrome" icon repeatedly. Her reaction was priceless! Oh, and try placing a little sticky note on your computer mouse next year, then let someone use it. Mostly I googled awesome pranks before that day, 'cause I don't have a brain. xDD
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AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
XDDDDD

Awesome prank.

Google them? Well gee, I was too stupid to think of that. XDDDD
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ChibiClover-chan Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol,yeaahh! xDD
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cautioncone16 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Wow....
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AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
YEP.
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HYBRiD-eMPReSS Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O_O Well then... XD that must've been an awkward day :P
~Rose & Ranger
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AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I died of embarrassment at home. XDDDD
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HYBRiD-eMPReSS Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
~Rose & Ranger
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zombrobrobro Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
XDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ohmygad
HILARIOUS IM DYING
X'D
:iconfunnyplz:
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AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh yeah.

I also got :icontrollfaceplz: by Nicole. >: (((

She lied to me saying that Ryan asked her out.

F*CK THE WORLD!!
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zombrobrobro Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I had to take a secod and think who ryan was :I
:icontrollfaceplz: trolololo
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AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh.

But still.

F*ck this holiday.
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