And to all you other retards out there~ LOL
Yep. Another late holiday greeting. Enough of this--
I have a stupid story to share. All of my tricks backfired on me.
Since yesterday was April Fool's Day, I planned some really boring pranks for my friends the day before. My original scheme was to act mad at them for no reason, and tell them at the end of the day that it was a joke. But since I lie too much (LOL I have lied so many times in front of them, while pretending not to know why their lunch kit or pencil box is missing) , it failed on my first target, and completely sank on the next. I should stop with the faking now XDDD . Then perhaps my prank will work next year.
My second prank was to write some retarded Chinese on the board. Since I had learned a new word in Chinese school a long time ago, my mom taught me different phrases you could make with the word. And one of them was [SO CALLED] "poop". It was funny to me, since I'm still immature. I told my Chinese friend in choir I was going to do this prank, hoping that she would understand. She laughed at me and wouldn't help me write one of the words I forgot, to write "poop". I asked her a few times, and she kept refusing. LITTLE DID AMY KNOW THAT THIS WAS A WARNING, AND THE "POOP" PHRASE ACTUALLY MEANT SOMETHING MORE. I eventually recovered my memory and wrote it on the board, hoping that the Chinese kids in the next choir would laugh at it. Most of them ride my bus, and I thought that they would walk past me and say something like, "I see what you did there. XDDD"
BUT NO. NO ONE CONFRONTED ME. NO ONE ASKED ME ANYTHING. NO ON ASIAN TALKED TO MEH. And so I had this growing suspicion that I wrote something wrong. When I got home, I googled "da bien" and got the translation as.... SH*T.
THANKS MOM. YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM SO INNOCENT AND CLEAN.
And so I was trolled twice and died of embarrassment. The End.