Bubble Butt - Night of Halloween

On Halloween night, Ayumi Yamamoto, better known in the ring as Bubble Butt, didn’t just arrive at the party… she rolled in like a festive wrecking ball. Her costume was simple yet devastating: a black, glossy pumpkin dress stretched perfectly around her famously enormous, perfectly round rear, with neon letters glowing “HAPPY HALLOWEEN.” Every time she turned, the entire crowd had to re-position around her, like planets orbiting a moon-sized backside. Ayumi laughed it off with her usual confidence, placing a hand on her hip and giving a playful wink.
“Hey, if pumpkins are meant to be round,” she joked, “then I brought the biggest one in the patch.”
People tried bobbing for apples, carving jack-o’-lanterns, dancing—but the real attraction was Ayumi’s gravity-defying, party-dominating butt, which somehow managed to knock over a snack table, three folding chairs, and one guy dressed as a vampire (who swore he “didn’t mean to bump into it”).
But no one was upset, in GLWG fashion, everyone knew:
It’s not Halloween without Bubble Butt bringing the full moon.