A brief guide to think outside the box
To think outside the box, first you need to get a box.
Once you get the box, you finally get the right to think outside the box.
But first, you need to fill the box with something. Now, the good thing about boxes is that you can fill them with many different kind of things: Pencils, diapers, kittens, puppies, ballons, stones, dead animals, dead people, toys, eyeballs, apples, socks…And if none of this works, you can always put yourself inside the box, in order to start thinking outside it.
One of the biggest problems of modern society, is that most people believes that one should never put its entire being inside the box, putting only a little part of themselves, such as their souls, their thoughts, their hearts, their genitals, or their hair…And they expect to be able to think outside the box by doing such an incomplete kind of work.
Do things right or don't do anything at all, people.