0) Open www.randompokemon.com
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it!
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around.
5) Post these rules
1. This is you
a haunted doll, f*ck yes
2. This pokemon is your rival
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
it could be worse, it could be a bidoof
4. This pokemon is stalking you
it's trying to get me to update to windows 10
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
dont think i wont eat you just because your a bug
6. This is your Lab partner
he's like a portable wash station
7. This is your bestfriend
she's a total chick magnet
8. This pokemon is about to fight you
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
are you sure you meant "shoes" and not something else...
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
probably under my bed
11. This pokemon is your pet
a living volcano? cool
12. This is your new roommate
isnt going to be too happy about this.
13. This is your new boss
im in the pokemon mafia
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
an upgrade to my ac unit
15. This pokemon is scared of you
he better be, ducks are delicious
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
eh i had a good run
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
i'll get the marshmallows
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
oh hey! titsMcgee! how's it going bro
19. This pokemon envies you
i have the sudden craving for eel sushi
20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
not sure how many of these people are familiar with pokemon, if you're a fan and i didnt tag you let me know for future reference.