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I Love Archie.


I Love Archie.

I stared at Archie, and he stared back at me. I was sitting on my bed, and he was standing up next to my mahogany dresser. The morning light shined through my bedroom window, spilling across his ginger hair. He cracked a small smile, and I took a heavy breath. Had my dream finally come true? He stepped towards me, raising his left eyebrow. I heard a ringing. "Oh, no" I thought to myself. Reality smashed over my head, like a pane of glass over a statue of The Fonz. I shut my eyes, and I realized it had just been another dream. I reached out to grab Archie's hand. "Nooooooooo…" My hand passed through his, and I opened my tear-filled eyes, i

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'Ello *is just some random girl exploring this site being bored xD*
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Hello there:eyes: gender compatible
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