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Harriet
Harri-et
Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.

Beautiful, bemuse-ed,
bellicose butcher.

Un-trust... ing.
Un-know... ing.
Un-love... ed?

He wants you back, he screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire,

except the passion of his heart...

I am lonely!
It's really hard!

This poem... sucks.
  • Listening to: Tilly and the Wall
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: So I Married an Axe Murderer
  • Playing: ukelele
  • Eating: nuts and seeds
  • Drinking: martinis

Reptiles have pretty scales
They run real fast
they like to bite
some have tails

Samurai like their water hot
Very brave
they eat raw fish
they fight a lot

  • Reading: tea leaves
  • Watching: Dark Side of the Rainbow
  • Playing: ukelele
  • Eating: fork split english muffins
  • Drinking: coffee

Earth Hour

Journal Entry: Sun Mar 29, 2009, 11:09 AM




Earth
Hour
was
fun!


  • Listening to: Mika
  • Reading: Tea leaves
  • Watching: Dark Side of the Rainbow
  • Playing: Piano
  • Eating: Fork-split English muffins
  • Drinking: Coffee

MIA indeed BUT

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 27, 2009, 1:12 PM


Yes it's been a while but with time comes built up energy.

My artistic tectonic plates are shifting and a large earthquake of some sort of creativity is sure to be the result; it's just a matter of time.

Whether this will be a good thing for you is yet to be seen but you can't stop it. There is a surplus of energy built up and it will break free at any moment.

Baton down the hatches and hide under a sturdy doorway,

The clock is ticking and the fault is about to give way.

  • Listening to: The Ting Tings
  • Reading: Flight Magazine
  • Watching: Dark Side of the Rainbow
  • Eating: Tasty nibblets galore
  • Drinking: Coffee

Backyard Booya!

Journal Entry: Wed May 21, 2008, 11:19 AM


I have been asked by a few of you guys to show some pictures of my backyard. That seems very straight forward and easy to do so I thought I would oblige and pop a few pics up in my Scraps section. almostamazing.deviantart.com/g…


You might be asking yourself, "What's the big D with your yard Mr. almostAMAZING?" Well, it's very small to start with; only 60 feet wide by 20 feet deep and that posed a huge design issue for it was a blank and scary plot of dirt staring at me, daring me to find an idea that would give this gloomy rectangle some life and maybe even the false sense of space. So I set out to make it a little different by breaking it up into a few different 'rooms' using flora and seating arrangements helping it seem larger than it actually was. Slowly but surely the dusty ground became lush with life as everything started to fill in. That brings us up to date; 7 years later, still growing and always changing…

So get your favorite drink or cocktail ready and let's kick our heels up and enjoy the cool breeze in my tiny backyard...  :) almostamazing.deviantart.com/g…


almostAMAZING.com!!!



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  • Listening to: Clocks and fans
  • Reading: My metabolic panel
  • Watching: Home movies
  • Playing: Random online games
  • Eating: Homemade pizza
  • Drinking: Martinis as usual

almostAMAZING.com

Journal Entry: Wed Jan 24, 2007, 12:48 PM


  • Listening to: Mixed Tapes
  • Reading: &quot;Back to the Future&quot; service manual
  • Watching: Jackass II
  • Playing: Battleship
  • Eating: Nacho Cheese Sauce!
  • Drinking: Cosmo

almostAMAZING.com

Journal Entry: Wed Jan 24, 2007, 12:48 PM


  • Listening to: Mixed Tapes
  • Reading: &quot;Back to the Future&quot; service manual
  • Watching: Jackass II
  • Playing: Battleship
  • Eating: Nacho Cheese Sauce!
  • Drinking: Cosmo

Great stuff from great peeps

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 27, 2006, 1:13 PM

almostAMAZING.com!!!




Keep an eye open for I will be posting some of my favorite paintings, photographs, manips, sculptures and writings here in my journal...  

The first two are the only two that commented back on my "top 10" post... Well, I guess 2 out of 10 isn't all that bad...  :)  Infact, it's all good...  

The rest are to follow in the new year...  

Have a good one!!!



One of my first friends on dA is the wonderful artist and person alike supafemme!  Her art and manipulated photographs have amazed my eyes from day one and she never ceases to amaze me...  This is only the tip of the iceberg so make sure you zoom on over and check out her amazing gallery!
:iconsupafemme:

lil boy blue by supafemme sLEepInG bEAUty ... by supafemme
DETOXIFY............ by supafemme WONDERBOY revisited by supafemme

escape ...... by supafemme amanda by supafemme
sHAdeS of JaDE ... by supafemme cELEstIAL siReN by supafemme



redmatilda has been a wonderful friend for just about a year now... Ever since I first laid eyes on her extensive gallery of fractals, photos, collages and shadowbox art I have been a big fan and always get excited when I see a new work of hers appear...  When you visit her page, you will see what I mean...
:iconredmatilda:

Compassion by redmatilda
Edible Fractal by redmatilda Resurrection One by redmatilda
The Gateway by redmatilda Flowered Silk by redmatilda

Springtime Kookaburra by redmatilda Driven to Drink by redmatilda
:thumb42902200: White Lily by redmatilda



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  • Listening to: Chicago Soundtrack
  • Reading: Private Pilot Exam Guide
  • Watching: Ali G
  • Playing: Remote Control Airplanes
  • Eating: Nacho Cheese Sauce!
  • Drinking: PG Tips with milk

If you got it, flaunt it!!!

Thu Oct 27, 2005, 12:33 PM

almostAMAZING.com!!!





Ok, I know that a bunch of your guys have a myspace account or you have thought about getting one sooooo, I just wanted to throw it out there to you all that I have one as well and would love to be your friend there too! :nod:

If you have one already, please track me down by clicking here or heading to " myspace.com/almostamazing " and add me to your friends list.  :)

If you don't have a myspace acct., head on over and get one, it's free and you would be surprised how many new and old friends you will dig up...  Seriously, it's really cool!

Hope to see you guys there!!!  :D






Fun stuff from almostAMAZING.com coming really soon so stay tuned!!!




almostAMAZING.journal OMG!!!

Wed Apr 20, 2005, 5:43 PM

almostAMAZING.com!!!
Hey all:!: In this episode of my almostAMAZING.journal, I have compiled a hilarious Star Wars trailer, an AMAZING 3d short film and some television madness from my website which showcases the wonderful talent that can be found out there in internetland...

Enjoy!!!
:D



Star Wars Episode III, The Lost Hope


I am going to start you guys off with this wonderful spoof of the up and coming Star Wars movie…  

I'm your Father!  (Quicktime)



Delivery, by Till Nowak


Delivery is one of the most amazing short animated movies I have seen in a long time… Everything from the music to the 3d animation, not to mention the story line will have you almostAMAZED!!!  It's a large download but worth every bite…

Watch it here.  (Windows Media)



American Idle (not IDOL)


American Idle? Yep and don't know if you are one of the millions of people out there that have found themselves wrapped up in the show or not but either way, I think you will get a chuckle or two out of this…

Here it is!  (Flash)





All of these films and flash are found at almostAMAZING.com... A collective gathering of funny flash, video, pictures and games, compiled for your pleasure...  I hope you liked this weeks picks!!! For much more, please hop on over and check it out!!!





I also what to thank my good friend HannahsDefense for her groovy martini emoticon that she so kindly created with me and my fancy for martinis in mind…

:iconhannahsdefense:
   Cheers Hannah and thanks again, it's awesome!!!
    




almostAMAZING.journal v.3

Sat Mar 12, 2005, 11:24 AM

almostAMAZING.com!!!
Hey all:!: In this episode of my almostAMAZING.journal, I have compiled a couple of music vids done by various artists that are sure to get stuck in your heads and a little American football fun to help tide you over until the next season.

Enjoy!!!
:D



Danger (High Voltage) by, Electric Six


I am going to start you guys off with this freaky little music video by the Electric Six. This video cracks me up soooooo much! :rofl:

Click here!  (Quicktime)



More Sex than Me


Click here and find out the sad story of a bunny rabbit and his lonely life. Hey, at least he has one under his belt... You'll see what I mean... :jackdirt:

Watch it here.  (Flash)



Office Linebacker


Office Linebacker? What? Well I'm thinking this is a pretty good idea actually... Oldie but a goodie...

Office Linebacker  (Quicktime)





All of these films and flash are found at almostAMAZING.com... A collective gathering of funny flash, video, pictures and games, compiled for your pleasure...  I hope you liked this weeks picks!!! For much more, please hop on over and check it out!!!




:martini: Gift Art by HannahsDefense




Emphasis on Music Videos!!!

Fri Jan 14, 2005, 11:16 AM

almostAMAZING.com!!!
Once again, here are a few special picks from my little website and this time it's all new stuff so sit back, pop a tasty beverage and have fun!!!
Hope you enjoy!!!
:D



Bathtime in Clerkenwell


I thought I would start you guys off with this little animation is sure to get stuck in your head, ALL DAY but in a good way... :sing:

Click here!  (Windows Media Player)



Shitty Bum?


That is what I said but I have no clue why it's called that, it just is. :) Another cool music video from far, far away...

Watch it here.  (Windows Media Player)



Rat Chicken is KING!!!


Rat Chicken really is too. Those of you who might have met the little bugger would agree but for those of you who haven't had the pleasure, you really must see for yourself. :nod:

Make sure you see all three!

Rat Chicken episode 1  (Flash)
Rat Chicken episode 2  (Flash)
Rat Chicken episode 3  (Flash)




All of these films and flash are found at almostAMAZING.com... A collective gathering of funny flash, video, pictures and games, compiled for your pleasure...  I hope you liked this weeks picks!!! For much more, please hop on over and check it out!!!



Breaka some legssssss...

Wed Sep 22, 2004, 2:21 PM

almostAMAZING.com!!!


Oh, You'z a wize guy eh???  Click here







almostAMAZING.com!!!
Once again, here are a few special picks from my little website and this time it's all new stuff so
sit back, pop a beverage and have fun!!!
Hope you enjoy!!!
:D



H2O Rock You


I thought I would start you guys off with this very cute little remake of Queen's "We Will Rock You" but with a H2O twist... :sing:

Click here to if you're thirsty  (Windows Media Player)



Kitty Cat Dance


This silly little song got it's self stuck in my head for days...  I hope you don't have the same fate as I but even so, it's worth the laugh...  :rofl:

Meooowwwww  (Windows Media Player)



Dduatta


Dduatta you say??? Yes, and it is sure to become a classic... Love can be blind and usually is but does it cross the species barrier? Find out!

Click me!!!  (Flash)




All of these films and flash are found at almostAMAZING.com... A collective gathering of funny flash, video, pictures and games, compiled for your pleasure...  I hope you liked this weeks picks!!! For much more, please hop on over and check it out!!!



Fun contest!!!

Thu Jul 8, 2004, 3:49 PM

almostAMAZING.com!!!
Fun Contest!!! :D





This might be fun...
Ok everyone, here is your chance to get into the movie making business and what better way than a small contest???



Just go to Dfilm.com... and create a movie with their very easy and fun online movie maker!!! Make anything your heart desires then send it to me at its@almostamazing.com ... I will judge them and then reveal the winner on National TV!!!  Ok, actually on the World Wide Web but you will find out and that person will be rewarded with fun swag from my site... I know it's not much but at least it's something... hehehe...

Get your submissions in soon or you will miss the boat!!!

CLICK ME TO ENTER THE STUDIO...




Gophers, Naked Men and Fish...

Sat Jun 12, 2004, 1:48 PM

almostAMAZING.com!!!
In this journal entry, I have a game, a funny movie and a little ditty for you all from my website...
Hope you enjoy!!!
:D



Really fun game!


Tonti is almost like that old fair game where you bop the gophers on the head... :D

With mallet in hand, get ready to play!  (Flash game)



Heap of Trouble


This short movie has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a while... Beware though, there is full frontal nudity about half way through...  :crazy: No, it's not porn...

Click  (Quicktime)



Music for fish


Here is a mp3 that is a bit on the silly side but I have a feeling it might bring a smile to your face... It's about fish! :trout:

Click me!!!  (Mp3)




All of these films and flash are found at almostAMAZING.com... A collective gathering of funny flash, video, pictures and games, compiled for your pleasure...  I hope you liked this weeks picks!!! For much more, please hop on over and check it out!!!



Emphasis on Music!!!

Mon May 3, 2004, 11:07 AM

almostAMAZING.com!!!
Once again, here are a few special picks of things from my website... Emphasis on Music...
Hope you enjoy!!!
:D



Tunak Tunak


I thought I would start you guys off with this very fun music video from a very popular Middle Eastern singer named Daler Mehndi... :sing:

Get down!  (Real Player)



Horny Musician


This guy is the horniest one-man-band in history!!!  :crazy:

Click  (Windows Media Player)



Quick Stop


Here is the story of a man and his very interesting evening at the Quick Stop... :alien:

Please give this a few minutes to load...
Click me!!!   (Quicktime)




All of these films and flash are found at almostAMAZING.com... A collective gathering of funny flash, video, pictures and games, compiled for your pleasure...  I hope you liked this weeks picks!!! For much more, please hop on over and check it out!!!



Fun for the whole family!

Fri Apr 16, 2004, 11:46 AM

almostAMAZING.com!!!
Once again, here are a few special picks of things from my website...
Hope you enjoy!!!
:D



Toboggan Run


Now here is a very fun game that is more appropriate for the winter but I just played it and it still works just fine... :lmao:

Click to play!!!



The "Sandman"


This is a very interesting art form... I just know you DA fans will love it...

Click



Joe's Story


Here is the story of a man and his secret night-life of crime...

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5




All of these films and flash are found at almostAMAZING.com... A collective gathering of funny flash, video, pictures and games, compiled for your pleasure...  I hope you liked this weeks picks!!! For much more, please hop on over and check it out!!!



Income Tax

  
:bulletblue: 2 parts gin
:bulletblue: 1/2 part martini rosso (sweet)
:bulletblue: 1/2 part martini bianco (dry)  
:bulletblue: dash of angostura bitters
:bulletblue: 1 part orange juice
:bulletblue: 4 ice cubes  
:bulletblue: 1 orange slice :orange:

:pointr: Shake all the ingredients with cracked ice. Strain and pour into a tumbler.





:police: If under 21 or like your drinks virgin style, take out all of the alcohol and add some 7up, Gingerale or Soda water if it is too sweet... Don't shake cuz the bubbles will make it explode!!!
OR you could make a smoothy!!! Just get a can of peaches and freeze the peaches with some of the juice inside a ziplock bag, do the same thing with a can of chopped pineapples, add a banana, and mix with orange juice but any juice will work... HannahsDefense just likes using orange juice, add some sugar if desired then blend away... presto!!!


almost AMAZING stuff...

Fri Mar 26, 2004, 6:47 PM

almostAMAZING.com!!!
Once again, here are a few special picks of things from my website...
Hope you enjoy!!!
:D



Toboggan Run


Now here is a very fun game that is more appropriate for the winter but I just played it and it still works just fine... :lmao:

Click to play!!!



The "Sandman"


This is a very interesting art form... I just know you DA fans will love it...

Click



Joe's Story


Here is the story of a man and his secret night-life of crime...

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5




All of these films and flash are found at almostAMAZING.com... A collective gathering of funny flash, video, pictures and games, compiled for your pleasure...  I hope you liked this weeks picks!!! For much more, please hop on over and check it out!!!