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"Ah, another day, another chance to liberate these pathetic woodland creatures of the curse of flesh," Robotnik said riding along in his Egg-o-matic hovercraft. Connected to the rear of the craft was an Egg Capsule along with one robotic arm ending in a vacuum cleaner, and another a grasping claw. "Not if I have anything to say about it round boy!" "A new insult hedgehog? I suppose making the people scream in terror of 'Doctor Round Boy' would be amusing.... wait! You're not Sonic!" Robotnik pointed accusingly. "Sonic had to take part in the next Smash Tournament, Master Hand said he'd reconsider me for the next game if I filled in for him," Said Spyro the purple dragon (the 'the' important to any who knows the lore). "Next game? What are Nintendo going to do? Kidnap Sakurai's family next?" "Hey round boy! The point is that you're not turning anyone into robots today!" "Oh I don't know! A robot dragon could be certainly a nice addition!" The vacuum cleaner activated, pulling at

Alternate Defeat of Batman Who Laughs by Superboy Prime. Batman Who Laughs, "Ha! You think anything can equal me in power now? Let's take a trip to the DARK multiverse kiddo!" Batman Who Laughs grabbed Superboy Prime and pulled him down, down into the Dark Multiverse. They appeared in a barren wasteland hundreds of miles from civilization. "Heh, now you're doomed kid, there's nothing but bad dreams come to-" His head was skewered by Superboy's heat vision, and fell over dead before he hit the ground. - "-life?" Batman Who Laughs looked around, back where he'd been a moment before. "Heh, see kid? Even if you win, you still..." Batman Who Laughs looked to see Superboy zoom up into the sky and become twinkle... only for a flaming meteor being pushed by Superboy to land right on top of him, obliterating him instantly. - "-Lose? Heh, you can try all you want kid, but nothing you can do can actually hurt-" "Master! I've come to help!" Robin Who Laughs glided down. "Humph! About

Pamela Isley was enjoying her new position of power at the Weather Institute. Bart was technically still in charge of the building on paperwork, but that was all. He was now just another man brainwashed into serving her now. The local Pokemon League and Hoenn state were oblivious that the research center was now her base of power in this new world. Pamela Isley had no idea how she'd ended up here, she'd been laying low after another of her capers went south, and was suddenly she was here. She had honestly expected Harley to follow her across time and space like a lost puppy. But she wasn't about to look a gift horse, er, gift-ponyta in the mouth. From what she'd learned, the only meta-humans in this world were a handful of psychics and 'aura' users that she was still wrapping her head around, but seemed to be this world's version of the Red or Green. Magic existed, but it was so rare that you could count the number of magic-users in the world on one hand. But most importantly

"Welcome all to the Brotherhood of Evil! I see you've gotten your snazzy skull and crossbones black suits and matching gas masks. Together with you our loyal minions, we will bring forth the vision of Evil we all share!" "Uh, I joined because I was promised full medical and dental." "And I was marooned on a desert island." "I was starving to death on the street." "My parents peer pressured me into putting on this stupid uniform." "And you said you'd kill my wife and kids if I quit." The doors were kicked down, and in came Wild Coyote, muscle bound, cigar chomping, in his camo pants and army boots and matching green tank top and red bandanna, lugging around enough firepower to topple a small country. Wild Coyote laughed as he sprayed bullets into the crowd. He enjoyed listening to their pathetic cowardly mewlings. "Tell my wife and kids I love them!" "Someone saved me!" "God have mercy!" "I never told Marigold I love her!" "I just wanted to save the bunnies!" Wild

What about one that shows how Maud Pie loves her family? "Thanks for the Time Travel Spell Starlight." Maud said. "No problem Maud... uh, so you won't-" "I'll keep quiet about some of your experiments to perfect your Equal Spell. Partner." Maud said. She went to the Treehouse of Harmony, and used the spell, teleporting herself into the past. "My Iris Rooooooose!" Discord danced about, drunk on dark matter, holding Cupid's bow that he had stolen (and would return on the morning). He dimly aimed two arrows at Big Mac and Sugar Belle (who were hundreds of miles apart, but Discord would just distort the rules of time and space to make up for it). Maud Pie kicked Discord. The arrowed aim at Sugar Belle went off course, was drawn like a magnet to the Pie Family Pairing Stone, and deflected off it, and hit Marble Pie right in the cutie mark. Still drunk off his tail, Discord said, "Moothur? Is that you?" Maud said, "Yes. Go to sleep dear." "Yes Moothur." Discord passed out. The