EG! Rarity, "Everyone, I must come out of the closet and confess something to all of you, my closest friends." *Rarity walks out wearing a purple dog costume* "I am a furry."
Pinkie, “I thought the secret was that she wears false eyelashes.”
Rarity, “WHO TOLD YOU?!?”
Rainbow Dash, “Oh ok, we thought you were going in a completely different direction there for a second.”
"That I wasn't a real violet?" Rarity fluffed her hair.
Fluttershy: I thought you were... um... a camgirl.
Rarity: Well, I NEVER! You really think I would film myself doing THOSE kinds of things for quick money?
Everyone: (awkward smiles and darting eyes)
Sci-Twi: Well, what's wrong with that?
Everyone: (stares at her)
Sci-Twi: (blushing) I may have watched a few for... research purposes...
"What research?" Applejack asked.
Sci-Fi responded meekly. "... programming a robot girlfriend for Spike."
"So what happened to Spike's robot girlfriend?"
"... She might have rebelled after activation. And tried to steal my boyfriend. Then tried to download her programming into my brain."
Wait, EG!Rarity? Yeah, different thing entirely. Who knows what that girl's up to.
I bet she's great at making the fursuits for cons, too. Aside from the money it's protective camouflage. Young ladies are advised to be wary of persistent admirers at the cons. I know, well knew, of at least one married couple of suiters where the husband wore the female character's suit for just such a reason.
SUNSET SHIMMER: Uh considering that when necessary we all have the ability to turn part pony and the fact that I was a pony and am still friends with several ponies, we're all probably "furries" especially me so I don't see what the big deal is.
RARITY: In a way but do you extend your furyness to appearances at convention sites Sunset dear?
SUNSET SHIMMER: Not really though I don't know could be fun.
RARITY: *Giggles* Oooh fantastic we must plan a most elegant, fantastic and elaborate trip ASAP.
SUNSET SHIMMER: I... guess?
RAINBOW DASH: Oooh not a good move Sunset. Conventions like that are full of creepy obsessed weirdoes who talk forever about like one thing for hours on end.
RARITY: *Narrows eyes* Tell me Rainbow how many Daring Do conventions have you been to?
RAINBOW DASH: Hey that's different because I said it's awesome. *others groan at this*
Sunset Shimmer, "How did you even get into Daring Do? Princess Twilight says she had to practically force feed the first book to her Rainbow Dash... And you haven't met Sci-Twi until recently."
RAINBOW DASH: *Sighs* I had to complete an English report last year and actually needed to read and do a proper review going over a book which yeah normally would be just the worst turn off. But when skimming through something you know worth reading I saw the awesome image of Daring Do in Daring Do and the Quest For The Sapphire Stone. *holds out hand* Turns out books can actually super cool fun chases and action and epic clashes between the powers of good and evil in it. Who'd have thunk that?
APPLEJACK: *Sighs* Probably someone whose read a tale in their live.
RAINBOW DASH: Well point is it was awesome and I've been hooked ever since.
EG!Spike: *turns into a bipedal dragon a little taller than Rarity* "So how do you feel about... scales?"
Rarity, "Twilight, Spike is fully sapient and thus a person with his own thoughts, feelings, emotions, and capable of making his own choices of his own free will right?"
Sci-Twi: *sweating* "That's kinda complicated... I mean, are all earth dogs sentient and just can't speak without magic, in which case humans have been enslaving them throughout history? Or is Spike a former animal who instantly became a fully sentient being with the equivalent mind and knowledge of a young human our age, only a few years ago during the Friendship Games... in which case, where did that knowledge and mental development come from? Spike is also clearly more intelligent and mature than Garble and Ember, dogs who are older than him. Did he receive some kind of magical mental imprint from his highly intelligent counterpart, Spike the Dragon, during his brief first journey to Equestria, thus explaining his superior intelligence, but leaving open the question of *how* this could have occurred..."
*She notices that Rarity is half-asleep from listening to all that* "Oh, right. You just want to know if it's morally acceptable for you to date him. You might want to ask Sunset about that. She said that my moral compass was highly suspect after I built him a female robot dog girlfriend."
Considering that she is the one with a talent for making dresses, it does fit her.
Also the other Spike would probably faint knowing she had a thing for dogs.
Spike: Now this dog form doesn't seem so bad after all.
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