Chris McLean and Don are standing on the docks of the newly rebuilt Camp Wawanakwa.
Chris starts, “It’s been five seasons and one spin-off…”
“...with two hosts and 84 contestants…” Don continues.
“...and now, we’re all here for our biggest season yet!” Chris finishes.
“All 84 contestants are coming back to participate at the newly resurfaced Camp Wawanakwa!” said Don.
“But they’re not alone,” said Chris. “We decided to throw in six more campers to make things even more exciting! I even have new interns!” he smirked at the last sentence.
“So make your necessary trips to the potty, and make sure you have clean clothes to wear, because things are about to get wild!” said Don.
“Who will win Total Drama Domination?” asked Chris. “Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!”
“DRAMA!” said Don.
“DOMINATION!” both hosts yell.
*cue intro, which I will not be showing to avoid spoilers*
All 84 of the past campers had already arrived.
“Finally, I can start torturing Samey!” huffed Amy.
“Easy tiger, we’ve still got six more people to introduce!” said Chris.
“Wait, what?!” said Taylor.
“Yep, this season we’re adding six new people to play with you guys!” said Chris. “So without further ado, let’s welcome Abby!”
A girl with dirty blonde hair just past her shoulders, blue eyes, a blue shirt, orange short shorts, and gray tennis shoes stepped onto the dock.
“Wow, there’s a lot of people!” she said. “Looks like I’m gonna make a lot of new friends!”
That put a smile on many of the nicer campers’ faces. They hoped for more campers like this one.
“Next on our list of new arrivals...Chad!” said Don.
A boy with a black hair buzz cut, blue eyes, rounded rectangle glasses, a white and teal polo shirt (white being the main color), khaki shorts, and army green sneakers walked off the boat that had just arrived.
“Why hello there! It doesn’t look like many of you will be a threat to my superior intellect!” the new arrival said. Many campers eyebrows were arched at this.
“Excuse me?” said Leshawna.
“I hope I’m on his team!” said Duncan. Many campers looked at him confused.
CONFESSIONAL: Don’t get mad, get Chad!
“So I can torment him and make his life a living hell, that is! The nerds shall pay!” said Duncan.
“Now let’s welcome Dara!” said Chris.
A girl with dirty blonde hair in a ponytail, blue eyes, a white shirt, pink shorts, and gray tennis shoes stepped out of her boat.
“H-hi Chris.” she said. Before she could do anything else, someone jumped onto her shoulders, startling her.
“OMG hi Dara nice to meet you are you ready for season six because I sure am!” Izzy belted out in one sentence.
Dara just looked confused, but she couldn’t help but smile.
“Yeah, you’ll get used to her,” said Noah.
“Our fourth new camper is JD!” said Don.
A chubby hispanic boy with short and ragged dark brown hair, oval glasses, facial hair below his mouth, white shirt, dark gray shorts, and black sandals with white socks stepped on deck.
“Hello Chris, hello everyone,” he said in a sweet voice.
“Ew, socks with sandals, ew!” cried Tom.
“Now listen here, scrub!” JD advanced towards Tom, his voice now raised.
“Jen, help!” the male fashion blogger cried. “Jen?” Jen was too busy updating her blog on her phone to notice.
“Now let’s welcome Veronica!” said Chris.
A hispanic girl with long black hair, black eyes, a brown long sleeve shirt, black yoga pants, and black heels stepped out.
“Um, hi,” she said shyly.
“Good god, are all the new girls this frigid?” complained Scott.
“Scott, her aura is pink! She’s looking for love! She’s never had a boyfriend!” said Dawn.
“Ick, love,” said Scott. But he couldn’t help but blush a bit as he looked away from Dawn.
“Our final new camper is Ernesto!” said Don.
A hispanic boy with Asian skin color, black hair, black eyes, a blue and yellow soccer jersey, red shorts, and white tennis shoes walked out.
“Hello, and nice to meet you all,” said Ernesto. “I hope we all get along, and the best of luck to everyone in the competition.” Some campers started clapping, and he bowed. “Thank you, thank you.” What he didn’t see was Veronica was blushing.
Chris and Don stepped onto the beach. “OK campers, time for a group photo!” said Don. Everyone groaned.
“We all know your tricks!” said Heather.
“I’m sensing a negative aura inside your atrocious, meat-loving, uncaring soul!” Laurie pointed at Don, who groaned and facepalmed. “A little help here?”
“Sure thing!” Chris pulls out a starter gun and fires a blank. This shut the campers up. “OK, now that I have your attention, let’s take a—” a seagull fell into the lake. “God dammit, again?” He then looked at the camera. “Hey, you said it was a starter gun that fired blanks!”
Chris regained his focus, and he took out his phone to take a picture.
“OK, on the count of three, one, two, three—wait...not everyone is smiling.” Eva, who (along with Crimson and Ennui) wasn’t smiling, groaned, then forced a smile. “Still waiting on two people!” he said, looking at Crimson and Ennui.
“Don’t bother with them, dude. It’s not worth it,” said Don.
“Ohhh...kay. Now, one, two, three!” A beep sounded through the phone. “Dammit, I’m out of space...again.” The campers (plus Don) groaned. “What, I have lots of stuff on here!” We see his phone’s camera roll, revealing 99.9% porn out of campers of both genders. After deleting the .1% that wasn’t, he resumed.
“Alright, one, two, three!” He takes the picture, and surprisingly enough, the dock didn’t collapse. “See, I told you! Now meet me at the dock of shame for more information!” The campers looked incredulous, but they did as told. Once they started to get close to the beach however, they suddenly fell through the wood and into the water. The hosts, Chris especially, were laughing.
“Oh ho man, you thought it was too good to be true, well there you go!” He took out a remote and pushed a button, revealing an entire foot width of wood was actually a hologram. “OK, dry off, then meet me at the dock of shame for more information!” The campers groaned.
DOCK OF SHAME
The two hosts, joined by Chef and a few others, stood in front of the ninety competitors. “Alright campers, in just a second, we will be putting you guys into two teams. When I call your name, come stand by me.” said Chris.
The 45 campers gathered by the staff. “You guys will be known as, the Rambunctious Rhinos!” A blue circle with an angry rhinoceros appears.
“I’ll miss you babe,” said Stephanie to Ryan.
“Yay, we’re on the same team!” said Katie to Sadie.
“I know, right?”
“W-wait! What about my Codykins?” Sierra asked worriedly.
Noah looked at those who hadn’t stood with him. He noticed his girlfriend was among them. He then looked at his team. “Perfect,” he said, sarcastic as ever.
“The rest of you,” said Don.
and Courtney, you are now the Zesty Zebras!” A yellow circle with an angry zebra appears.
“Now, time to introduce a few new interns helping us out this season!” said Chris.
“Lance!” A bald black boy with a purple shirt, khaki shorts, and black tennis shoes waved. “‘Sup, yo!” he yelled.
“Jordan!” A black boy with a crew cut, blue eyes, black tank top, black yoga pants, and black tennis shoes with white stripes appeared. He throws peace signs and does a duck face.
“Millie!” A black girl wearing a backwards black cap, black shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers posed. “‘Ey, what’s up, y’all!”
“Morgan!” A white girl with short dirty blonde hair, green vest, orange dress, and black heeled sandals just said “hi guys.”
“And finally, Keith!” Sky gasped. An obese black man with tan skin, a forwards white cap, oval glasses, facial hair below the mouth, a beige shirt, khaki shorts, and white sneakers grinned. Dave grimaced.
Dave: So this was the guy she was dating?!
Sky: Oh no...I broke up with him and Dave’s mad at me! What do I do…
“We are bringing back the Chris McLean idols this season!” said Chris. “Just like in Revenge and All-Stars, anyone who finds one grants the user immunity, nullifying all votes against them.”
“But there are a few new idols,” said Don. “The Don idol gives you a second vote. The Chef idol allows you to take one vote away from someone else. The Lance idol allows an advantage for your team. The Jordan idol allows a disadvantage for the other team. The Millie idol allows the user to swap teams with someone else. The Morgan idol allows you to sleep at our cottage.”
Chris shuddered at this. “Hope it’s someone hot,” he says.
“And finally, the Keith idol grants the user a free pass to the merge!” finishes Don. This got the campers excited.
“OK, there are five rooms of each gender on each team,” said Chris. “You can sign up for any room, as long as it’s your team and your gender. There is no limit on how many people can be in a room.”
“Sign-up sheets are behind me. Let’s go!” said Don.
2 minutes later…
“Alright, let’s go over the rooms,” said Chris. “In the first female Zebra room, we have Carrie, Bridgette, Emma, Kitty, Jen, Dawn, and Beth! In the second room, Stephanie, Taylor, Heather, Courtney, Anne Maria, Dakota, and...Spud?!”
“Huh?” the obese rocker asked. “Oh, did I sign up for a girls’ room by accident?”
The hosts groaned. “Don’t do anything in there; the last thing we need is a lawsuit,” said Chris disgustedly.
He continues. “Room three will contain Jo, Josee, and MacArthur! Room four will contain Scarlett and Mary! And finally, room five has Sugar, Tammy, and Staci!”
“Now for the boys!” said Don. “Room one has Ernesto, Alejandro, Junior, Dwayne, and Devin! Room two has Brick, Tyler, Lightning, and Jacques! Room three has Beardo, Chet, and Lorenzo! Room four has Scott, JD, Geoff, Brody, Cody, and Trent! Room five will feature Leonard, Rodney, Jay, and Sam! Wait a minute...Shawn, you didn’t sign up!”
“I’m not getting my brains eaten by a green harvest moon!” the zombie hater defended.
“Oh for the last—what even is a green harvest moon?!”
“It turns zombies into humans and humans into zombies!”
“Whatever, suit yourself.”
“Now for the female Rhino rooms,” said Chris. “Crimson, Leshawna, Gwen, Zoey, Jasmine, and Sammy! Room two has Lindsay, Sierra, Abby, Dara, Izzy, Katie, and Sadie! Room three has Eva, Sky, and Sanders! Room four has Veronica, Laurie, Miles, Kelly, Ellody, and Ella! And that means room five has Amy and Blaineley!”
“Now for the boys’ rooms,” said Don. “Chad, Harold, B, Cameron, Mike, Max, and Duncan!”
Ohhh nooo… Harold thought to himself as the last name was read.
“Room two has Tom, Owen, Noah, Rock, Mickey, Ennui, and DJ! Room three has Ryan, Justin, and Topher! Room four has Dave and Ezekiel! And that leaves Gerry and Pete in room five!”
“Go change into your swimsuits, guys! Our first challenge will be in ten!” said Chris.
And that’s it! I promise I will stick with this fanfic! I wanted to restart this fanfic, because I feel I didn’t set things up as good as I wanted, and I hit writers’ block with me unsure about how to continue a number of plots I had set up.
Here are the stereotypes for the OC campers and interns:
Abby - The Easy Going Friendly Girl
Dara - The Calm Pushover Here for the Ride
Veronica - Miss Patiently Waiting for Love
Chad - The Insufferable Intelligent Jerk
JD - The Guy Who Likes to be Different
Ernesto - The Star Soccer Player
Lance - Mr. Grew Up in the Ghetto
Jordan - The Gay
Millie - The Sassy Girl with an Embarrassing Secret
Morgan - The Only One Who’s Normal
Keith - The Smug Asshole
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