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Sodium: We can share ice cream honey.
Chlorine: Aww, thanks sweetheart!
Aluminum + Tin: *watching in confusion*
Tin: Er... we can share ice cream too honey.
Aluminum: Aww, thanks sweetheart!
[both of them then covers their face, totally embarrassed and blushing like crazy]
S x Hg ft Pwww.sandraandwoo.com/2018/11/2…
Sulfur + Mercury: *reading a book*
Phosphorus: *happens to walk by* ...Wait is that- Is that a Bible?!
Phosphorus: Um, why? I thought your thing was sin and lewdness and stuff.
Sulfur: Yeah, but this thing is actually pretty neat, and if you don't believe me then to prove that this book is full of good advice, I'll select and read a random passage from it.
Sulfur: *flips a few pages* "And God blessed them, saying, 'Be fruitful and multiply.'"
Phosphorus: -_- That was NOT a randomly selected Bible passage.
Sulfur: Hey, God wills it so I'm not gonna argue! *runs off with Mercury, the both of them giggling*
S x Auincorrect-pokespe-quotes.tumbl…
Sulfur: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?
Gold: Hang on, I’m considering it.
S x Au pt2incorrect-pokespe-quotes.tumbl…
Sulfur: Kissing burns like 6.4 calories per minute, you wanna try it out?
Gold: ...Are you calling me out of shape?
Sulfur: What no, you could do with some exercise though. ...And you know what's exercise, s-
S x Au pt3incorrect-pokespe-quotes.tumbl…
Sulfur: *seductively* Am I a bad girl?
Gold: *flatly* Yes, you are.
Sulfur: Am I now? How so?
Gold: You’re a freaking nightmare to be honest.
Al x Tiincorrect-overwatch-quotations…
Waiter: So what would you like to order?
Titanium: Can I get a milkshake with two straws?
Aluminum, blushing: Aww, that's so cute Titania-
Titanium, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how freaking fast I can drink this!
S + Alincorrect-overwatch-quotations…
Sulfur: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship like holding hands and forehead kisses, being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them-
Aluminum: And absolutely slaughtering them at Mario Kart!
S x Hg ft Au, F, Fe, Pincorrect-overwatch-quotations…
Mercury: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips, what should I do?
Gold: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.
Fluorine: Tackle her!
Iron: Dump her.
Phosphorus: Kick her in the shin.
Sulfur: Just ask me to lean down???
S x Hg + Fincorrect-pokespe-quotes.tumbl…
Mercury: Why do straight people call any other sexuality a ‘lifestyle’?
Sulfur: Because... *puts on shades* straight people have no life or style.
S x Hg x F ft Alincorrect-pokespe-quotes.tumbl…
Sulfur: I’m the only 10 here while everyone else is an 8.
Aluminum: What, that's a little mean...
Sulfur: That's true, Mercury and Fluorine are 9's.