|to help pay for expenses of models I hire|
just an average guy looking for love
my favorite quotes
"you can't have your actors just announce how they feel; that makes feel me angry!" the robot devil
"this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us"
ler of the planet omicron Persia 8
"Lois, lunch is a sin, taking a break is a sin, bestiality is a sin, not sure how that came up exactly..."
"it's better they here it from me now, then from their parents when they're old enough" Homer Simpson
If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
Your modesty is indecent. Hawk eye
most video tape was destroyed in 2446 during the second coming of Jesus. professor Hubert Farnsworth
its true what they say women are from omicron Persia 7 men are from omicron Persia 9
your not nice. Robot devil
the very young do not always do as they are told.
In this house we obey the laws of thermo dynamics. Homer Simpson
good news everybody the university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Hebert Farnsworth
don't you ever knock, who knows what naughty things I could be watching I get new Orleans on this thing you know. Robot Santa
today teens have enough problems without me eating them. homer Simpson
"... it's just like making love you know left right rotate 62 degree's activate rooter." bender
Marge: revenge never solved anything.
Homer: then what are we doing in Iraq?
"Breathing is good. I defiantly want to make a habit of that." Arthur
"it Togs first time, BE GENTAL!" tog of the planet Amazonia
"I had this dream that me and my family were just cartoon characters, and our shows success created a huge propaganda channel called fox news." Bart Simpson
"good jobs good, shady jobs bad" chii
"having sex on prom night is as American as our 51st state Saudi isrealea" jenda
"if you like to join please keep your arms and legs outside the pentagram." Lisa Fukuyama
"this can only end in tears" Marvin
"quit flirting with that tree and get over here" Cacao
mew: what the hell is that? Excuse me what on earth are you watching in the middle of broad daylight?
Ren: it's called porn.
"at first I went mad of course, but after a few millennia I got bored of that to and went sane." paradox
the appetizer is red snapper Carpaccio topped with caviar, the soup is golden consume, the main dish is roasted hole pig and roasted hole cow and roasted hole elephant, and roasted whole creature of unknown origin
but it seemed like such a waist to have it stay empty after the hot spring dried up so I did what any right thinking person would I filled it with alligators and bananas.
"I have been a hunter of peace, chasing the elusive may fly known as love; for many many moons now there is no rest for me in search of peace. I meditate diligently every morning; the subjects are life and love. I quit after three seconds" vash the stampede
Current Residence: mn