How on Earth did I end up shipping this? I suppose there's something about Cyrus being so stoic while Guzma probably raps half the day away, Cyrus planning world domination while Guzma is a street thug, Guzma's backstory, largely because Cyrus has insomnia and Guzma has dark circles underneath his eyes, too, but I don't think he has insomnia, so I'm going to assume that he has nightmares about his dad beating him and since Cyrus won't often sleep anyway, he can stay up all night to comfort his lov- uh, I mean, *ahem* "business acquaintance". Yes, business acquaintance, that's completely what I meant. Oh, poor thing, it was so realistic and now I feel so bad for him! Luckily, I'm putting Cyrus there to comfort him when the nightmares get too bad.