LMAOED SO F-ING HARD WHEN I WATCHED THIS
This is the origonal version but the version i watched is below:
Now this is a very hot show, its such a hot show im gonna go home after a hot show like this and give myself a treat, a reward, what would that be? Well I'll tell ya camera, a bowl, of macaroni, and cheese. Yes. I love it, my favorite part of the meal, not even eating it, preparing it. Do this the next time [you make a] bowl. Take a spoon, dip it in your pasta, stir it. Heres the trick, don't eat it. *whispers: listen* Youll apreceate it that much more when you do it, eat it. Teach yourself, take a spoon [and] just dip it in *makes slirping stiring mac n' cheese sound for about 7 seconds**cringes* Oooh *pulls air through teeth* I gotta stop i get very hungry when i hear that. I think
everybody likes macaroni and cheese, ill tell you who loves it, my next door neighbor in my apartment building. This woman, she ate a bowl last night at one in the morning, for an hour and seventeen god awful minutes, I know cause i have my ear up aganst the wall, and all night long, all i hear *makes slirping mac 'n cheese sound (mmmmh) slirping (mh) slirping (mh)slirping (so good) slirping (eat it) slirping* I ran next do, i was like "Hey dont eat so fast your gonna choke!
comedians.jokes.com/steve-byrn… is the version i watched, i think its funnyer.
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