Nick: Mmm? *Casually scoops up his lil wifer and reaches for the strawberries and cream fur shampoo*
Judy: Are you seriously going to wear your sunglasses in the shower?
Nick: *Very amicably and business like, he answers her question* Yes, Fluff. Yes I am.
Judy: You're not going to take them off, are you?
Nick: No, Carrots. I am not.
Judy: ... *Gives him a cool look* You can't see a thing, can you?
Nick: ...That is correct, yes.
Nick: ... *Impish smirk and pops the lid on the shampoo*
Nick: All part of the fun, Carrots.
Judy: You're a hard case, Slick.
Nick: You knew this when you married me, Fluff.
NICK IS BLUSHIN' UNDER THEM SHADES, Y'ALL SEE THAT? ITS CAUSE HIS LITTLE WIFE IS SO DARN CUTE!
*hisses* I still keep doing that slightly human-y anatomy! JUDY! WHY YOU HAVE NO KNEES? I'MA GIVE YOU KNEES. Nick! Now you have a chest and shoulders because I have no chill! D:
I love how Nick is just being a lil stink and Judy is just so done with him Oh Nick. You're such an idiot HOPE YA'LL ENJOYED THAT STORY-BURP. That's what I call the really smol stories now. Story-Burps.
A recap on how GuiMontag commissioned me fore this piece because it was hilarious.
Hey there! Here's my idea if the slot's still open: Nick and Judy showering together. Basically a continuation of this piece --> lololololol omg shaddup ok Ok, shutting up now. XD Wasn't that just the most beautiful means to commission me ever? omg. such words. soh articulate. such poise. much wow.