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Hottie PRESENTS #2

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Published: May 22, 2013
==Hottie Presents: "Sam Spayed: Axe Detective"==

One day at the scene of a fire, hard-boiled detective Sam Spayed finds a magic golden fireman axe. That was the day he became Sam Spayed: Axe Detective. "I need a partner now... and a cup of coffee" said Sam Spayed: Axe Detective or Axe Detective for short. So Axe Detective had try-outs and hired a partner. "My name is Flute Detective" said Flute Detective. "Sign up here, we have a  dinosaurs mafia to fight" said Axe Detective. So the new team went to the island of volcanoes and fought the mob of dinosaurs with their flute and axe. During the fight, Flute Detective got dinosaur blood on him after punching one in the face. "I feel strange..." said Flute Detective. The dainosaur blood caused Flute Detective to unexpectedly transform into a Dinosaur Commando. And so they became Sam Spayed: Axe Detective and Dinosaur Comando. The next day Axe Detective and Dinosaur Commando receive a visit from Tanya O'Tabby, a beautiful woman who hire Axe Detective and Dinosaur Commando to investigate the death of her husband Professor O'Tabby. Axe Detective initially suspects foul play, believing Tanya murdered the professor either for his money or because he was unfaithful (and insisting that both are the 'oldest trick in the book'), but O'Tabby appears to have simply fallen asleep at the wheel of his car and driven over a cliff. Tanya, however, believes it to be murder. Axe Detective and Dinosaur Detective agree to take the case.

Nothing suspicious comes to light when Axe Detective and Dinosaur Commando visit the morgue, although he secretly pockets a mysterious 'stone' that the coroner overlooked. After an encounter with a thug (who turns out to be Axe Detective's landlord chasing up late rent), Axe Detective and Dinosaur Commando go to the university where O'Tabby worked and meets the late man's colleague Professor O'Felix. He tells Axe Commando how O'Tabby was on his way to visit an elderly woman who is a university benefactor the night he died, but dismisses Axe Detective's idea that the professor was having an affair. It is revealed that O'Tabby was a frequent coffee drinker.

Axe Detective phones Tanya to tell her what he knows so far, only for his secretary Kitty (who he hired only yesterday) to spill coffee on him. While cleaning himself up, Axe Detective realises that the 'stone' is actually a piece of broken coffee mug and the stains on the late professor's clothing must have been coffee. Also, O'Felix mentioned earlier that a girl employed at the university to make coffee recently left and Kitty appears to know the O'Tabby's phone number without Tanya having ever mentioned it. Axe Detective realises that Kitty and the professors' recent employee are one and the same.

Axe Detective accuses Kitty of O'Tabby's murder (believing her motive was that she was in love with him), but a tearful Kitty insists that she knows nothing of the death. She also explains that she did more than make coffee for O'Tabby - his constant coffee drinking meant that he required heavy sleeping pills to fall asleep. Axe Detective and Dinosaur Commando heads out to confront the suspect he now knows is guilty.

Axe Detective and Dinosaur Commando finds Professor O'Felix in church, repenting his sins. O'Felix was jealous of the younger O'Tabby's success and murdered him by dissolving the sleeping pills in his coffee, causing O'Tabby to fall asleep at the wheel. Tanya visits Axe Detective one last time, making it very clear that the romance he had hoped to have with her will never happen.

Kitty starts to seduce Axe Detective while Dinosaur Commando leaves the two of them alone. With the two of then alone, Axe Detective and Kitty kiss. The end.
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This is a re-imagining of Garfield's Babes and Bullets.

Episode 1: [link]

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