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PART I: [link]
PART II: [link]
PART III: you are here
PART IV: [link]
PART V: [link]
PART VI: [link]
This is a first comic from a series of my and =tanathe's experience from the dA HQ
Today's topic: the reporting system
The most repeating complaints, suggestions and questions we gathered from the community and that we later presented to the dA's $taff were connected with the dA's content and the reporting system.
If you are curious what are the answerst to questions like:
"Why is it taking so long for my reports to be reviewed?",
"Why won't you take volunteers to help you with all the reports?" or
"Why deleted content is still possible to view if you have a direct link?"
and would like to read more about the subject, please, visit =tanathe's newest journal: [link]
So guys! For reading the comic all of you get a lollipop.
For reading the comic AND whole journal you'll get a lollipop AND a cookie!
ALL dA's policies: [link]
Guest-Starring: $damphyr a.k.a. "A lovely person with the suckiest job ever"
Other people with the same sucky job but not featured in the comic:
$realitysquared
$y2jenn
$ArtisticAunJuli
$chix0r
Oh and btw I didn't draw any of those pen0rs , =tanathe did. I'm way too noble and gentle creature to draw such a hideous things
PART II: [link]
PART III: you are here
PART IV: [link]
PART V: [link]
PART VI: [link]
This is a first comic from a series of my and =tanathe's experience from the dA HQ
Today's topic: the reporting system
The most repeating complaints, suggestions and questions we gathered from the community and that we later presented to the dA's $taff were connected with the dA's content and the reporting system.
If you are curious what are the answerst to questions like:
"Why is it taking so long for my reports to be reviewed?", "Why won't you take volunteers to help you with all the reports?" or "Why deleted content is still possible to view if you have a direct link?" and would like to read more about the subject, please, visit =tanathe's newest journal: [link]
So guys! For reading the comic all of you get a lollipop.
For reading the comic AND whole journal you'll get a lollipop AND a cookie!
ALL dA's policies: [link]
Guest-Starring: $damphyr a.k.a. "A lovely person with the suckiest job ever"
Other people with the same sucky job but not featured in the comic:
$realitysquared
$y2jenn
$ArtisticAunJuli
$chix0r
Oh and btw I didn't draw any of those pen0rs , =tanathe did. I'm way too noble and gentle creature to draw such a hideous things
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Damphyr: BAN ! BAN ! BAN ! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
me: By the way were is DA?
DA:
-jumps into the hole of hell-
Is swag.
/predents that didn't have a heartattack
Hello OwO'
LMAO @ -> Comic
meta-dA art with tons of sense of humor
and quite true reflects dA issues, in my short experience in here
i feel bad now... abit :c (because im not against them or anything o3o)
When you hear the Sound of Thunder dont you get to Scared,
Just grab you Thunder Buddy and say this magic Words
Fuck you Thunder, you can suck my Dick, you cant get me
Thunder cause you just gods Farts
"Me too!... Love you mom!"
The greatest thing ever just happened to me
You see!
Take that, mom, you can't tell me how to be
I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do
HA!
First I'll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug,
Then grab a sandwich; eat it butt naked on the rug
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack...
"Only eat one!"
FUCK THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack
No more parents!
No more rules!
Yeah, nice try, mom, but I ain't no fool!
No more bath time!
No more hugs!
And if I feel like it,
I will crap on the rug!
No more mommy!
No more dad!
Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had!
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast
'Cause I don't give a fuck
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
PARENTS SUCK!
My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say
So I yell
Fuck
Shit
And darn everyday
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do
So I leave the door open while I take a big poo
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn
Instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on
My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks
They won't let me watch Bambi
What a bunch of dicks!
No more parents!
No more rules!
Yeah, nice try, mom, but I ain't no fool!
No more bath time!
No more hugs!
And if we feel like it we will crap on the rug!
No more mommy!
No more dad!
Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had!
I'm eatin' shards of glass
'Cause I don't give a fuck
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
PARENTS SUCK!
No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheeck
Ne one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm about to die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers
"Hey mom?"
"Hi son!"
"Do you think I could move back in?"
"Fuck no!"
Biiiiip....
Send "Parents Suck" Ringtone to your Cell
FUCK YOU