GANONDORF: An Owner's Manual2
Congratulations, O Wonderful Customer!
If you are reading this, then that means you have just purchased our newest model as seen in our fabulous Wind Waker catalogue-the Ganondorf Dragmire (version 2.0), as made by the lovely manufacturers of the Hyrule Company. Please carefully read through this guide in order to optimize on satisfaction and proper maitenance of your purchased model.
Name: Ganondorf Dragmire (will also respond to Ganon)
Location of Manufacture: Hyrule
Type: Evil Overlord
Height: This model's height varies upon where it happens to be standing. It normally stands at 6'5" and can grow up to 14' at certain distances. Don't worry, your eyes are not playing tricks on you. This is normal for your unit.
Weight: This unit cannot be weighed, nor does it wish to be.
Note: Any inquiries made to your unit about its weight may result in bodily harm and the Hyrule Company is not liable for any permanent injuries.
Length: This unit's leng