Okay, I can't resist putting this here.
For all of you Heavy Metal (the music) fans out there... go away, don't look or you'll hate me.
All other people who don't understand a thing about Heavy Metal and the differences between Dark Metal, Goth Metal, Gore Metal, and so on, I give you
A Little Guide To Heavy Metal Schools
DISCLAMER: The word "Fuck" will be used a lot. So if you're a minor or easily offended... WE'RE SORRY! (not)
To understand the different types of Metal music once and for all, let's imagine a situation and their respective endings from the approach of each school.
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