The Clippy of Gay Sex

I have actually read  that some stories by gay/bisexual people that refer in there stories to the penis as a shaft, rod, etc. If I wrote one as Bisexual male I would do the same. I have used my vibrator on my but and when I found the male G-spot the prostate I did arch my back a bit and bit my lip. I wear woman's Bikini panties 100% cotton and if you sized right you can wear them comfortably, so most women's bikini type no matter the fabric males could wear comfortably along with the boy short panties I imagine. I do hate the no condom thing in gay sex stories. One guy reddirtwriter.tumblr.com/  www.literotica.com/stories/mem… seems to make safe sex flow right into the story. 

But its fan fiction it not suppose to be taken seriously so whats it matter if there are a lot of misconceptions as long as people know its make believe xD

If it hurts, use some lotion. It acts as a lube during the act, and a painkiller afterwards. XD

This is a wonderful piece; informative, sarcastic. I absolutely love it.

This is so great. I'll admit, when I was a wee teeny bopper and first discovered R rated fanfics, yaoi smut was mind blowing. But then I grew up, got fed up with the cliches like the ones you discussed (about the various alternate ways to call a character THANK. YOU. This drives me NUTS) and started doing actual research on sex tips posted by actual gay men who had actual anal sex and was like 'wow, I knew fanfics were fantasized, but some of this stuff was just physically IMPOSSIBLE!'. I'm actually currently working on an original story in which the two main characters are in a relationship and I plain to have some... well, explicit scenes, so this post was really helpful to me. Because I'm going to be tackling themes like homophobia within the story, and want to portray the relationship as realistically as possible, these kinds of details are really useful to know.
Just for the record though, talking from experience, a clitoris can also be very sensitive to the point of painful post and pre orgasm.

Being too sensitive after orgasm depends on the guy, I speak from experience. And it's the same with the clitoris, (Though I'm sure you don't care ) they're actually more similar than you think. It's just not in the place you're usually fucking.

Sex should never hurt you, unless you want it to.

 

You basically came down hard (pun intended) on most fanfics I've read and some of them were really well written. But I think even though you wouldn't actually refer to a dick as a "throbbing hard member" it provides more variety than dick, cock, and penis. Like, he undid his pants and pulled out his rock-hard penis just sounds weird. He undid his oants and pulled out his rock-hard dick sounds the best, but some originality is fine. Like, he seductively undid his pants (is that possible?) and slowly pulled out his achingly hard member sounds more fun than he whipped out his penis and bam there it was. Just a thought. Other than that, this is really good advice which I'll have to take into account the next time I write 1/4 of a fanfiction and then forget about it.

I completely have to agree with you, even though I myself can be guilty of writing such fantasies, that are none too realistic.  But, sometimes it's hard to maintain a sense of realism when fantasy gets involved.

man you called it didn't you ive read some pretty fake manXman fanfics and they sucked compleatly unrealistic

I've written some gay sex scenes that have not been viewed, good to know that I wrote them realistically. There is one thing that does tick me off more then any of these. But it's more to do with the consent not happening. It's the writers who deal with one of the (usually older) guy raping the other and the guy being rape suddenly changes from 'scared, hate, tense, trying to fight' to 'love love love'. Incidentally, right after the rapist finds their prostate.  Oh, and it seems the victim is never ever emotionally scarred. I've read one, one out of a hundreds of fics, that deals with this realistically. That author only wrote it because of how many fics are writing rape like it's romantic and perfectly fine if they both initially love each other.

This should be posted on every fan fiction site.

I have to say, i died laughing reading this, it was freaking great!!! BUT! i will say this, Naruto, is human, he does posses a demon in his body but the demon is only chakra, he can only influence that, it's evil chakra so that's one reason naruto wouldn't go into a heat. AND! part of the reason for people saying "it's so hot~" could be because the sensation of going through an orgasm can cause them to feel cloud nine and intensify EVERYTHING so saying "It's so hot~" may only be from the euphoria. sorry for any spelling errors. but yea, i loved the comic! i really did.

This is awesome! Although I have yet to read a yaoi fic where the author thought men have hymens/that it always hurt just the first time. I have read several that write it out to be like anal sex is horrifically painful until "that magic spot" gets hit...I never understood that. I agree the only time it's painful is if you are doing something wrong. As for you wanting writers to use the characters' names. I prefer mixing it up. If you just use the names, it gets a bit redundant. Otherwise, I pretty much agree with you on this.