ailaik

If a man were a coconut should he not love his pineapple bretheren? And if a pineapple were to take on an olive would it be a fair fight? Rules of food only apply to those who listen and know that of which they speak. Should I ever choose to be a food I would be a pineapple. For it is not made of pine nor does it come from a pine tree and there is no apple anywhere to be seen so I would be my own special food. Or maybe I'd be something so irresistable that anorexics could not leave me be. Should I feel a man up would he protest? I touched a girl that I'd like to fuck. She touched me too but she knows not how much I want her. Molestation is such a fun joke that it almsot makes me laugh. The idea that men can't be raped makes me giggle but only a little. If I cannot go topless simply because I have breasts than certain people shouldn't be allowed to go around topless either. If I were to be a shirt I would one that caresses the body for then I would feel people up. Is it not unfair that