I went with dogs, because my family finally got Maya back. Maya is a dog of ours who we had to put with someone else until we found a house she could live in.
But I also find vultures fascinating. I mean, they're engineered biologically to take care of the garbage of the world. That's pretty cool. And the flaps of skin and wrinkles on their heads and necks are fascinating.
Srsly... With no context? Ok then... Well vultures smell like death and look like that uncle you have nightmares about so... NOPE! Dogs always try to sniff my balls so... NOPE! Chickens wake me up at 3am every morning so... NOPE! So cats? Sure cats... Why not? Fuck it, it's cats!
o.o Just so you are aware of the consequences of your actions in choosing cats. Our 2 cats regularly walk across my fiance's lap and never miss stepping on his crotch. They are also happy to randomly get hyper at 3am and play marathon olympic ninja runners in the dark. You are awoken suddenly buy either a.) Them running across your stomach or face. b.) Them knocking something over with a loud crash. or c.) Them loudly "fighting badguys" in either the blinds, curtains, or the kitchen cabinet where the cooking pans are kept. lol!
Oh YES, my male cat says "mommy" o.o As if that isnt creepy in the dark either. Lol! And they do it out of sheer boredom. One wont play with the other, or they played everything already, and want us to wake up and forget about work to play with them in the dark at 3am. How would someone explain that to their boss? "Sorry I was up late playing ninja's with my cat in the dark, after bumping into walls with my face a few times, I ran too fast and I fell over the sofa and broke my neck, can I have a few weeks off?" lol.
ene Mine doesn't say any discernible words, just mewls like an alien XD Oh, and brings leaf offerings and arranges them usually in a line lol. Haha that's hilarious! I would just say I feel down the stairs or something slightly less embarrassing XDDD
Why leaves?? Maybe he is trying very hard to communicate with you since He fails miserably at trying to speak, so he believes leaves hold the secret! lol. Yes, that does sound a lot less embarrassing actually. Haha.
I don't know! Probably he feels jealous of our other cat who's a hunter, and leaves are the only thing he can catch XD yeah, its very strange, he will sometimes arrange them... Also once he brought in a flyer in, and for two more nights in a row, he brought in a new flyer that was the exact same one! I guess he wanted us to get a free quote for redoing our roof lol.
I do?!?!? That's news... Thanks, I think? I thought I was just crazy... Or drunk... Whichever is more convenient I suppose... But yeah, thanks... I believe formal etiquette requires that I thank you. Cuz yeah, fancy shit and stuff... So thanks. XD