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You are lying on your bed, wondering if you will ever be famous. Suddy a wizard the size of a cat appears, he is old and scruffy. He gives you two potions to choose from: 

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21 deviants said One will limit your fame, but give you a long healthy life until 100, and just enough money to get by always, never more, never less.
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13 deviants said Neither! I do not the help of some creepy old man with magic powers!
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12 deviants said Capture him and make him you personal magic slave! Now you can do anything!
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3 deviants said Steal his magic wand and make him leave! (Do you know how to use that thing?)
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No deviants said One will make you internationally famous for a week, super rich too, then you die of a heart attack. (100% you will die)
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No deviants said Beg and plead to give you fame, long life and super rich, crying and groveling at his magis toes.

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:icongallowxy:
gallowxy Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
of course make him a slave and keep tight control so he doesn't rebel... *Creepy-magic-guy-with-a-wand rebellion!! Run away!!*
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:icondancinghobonamedbob:
dancinghobonamedbob Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Steel them! Then mix them and test it on some poor innocent creature and if all goes well use it myself >:D
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
lol THAT'S EVIL
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:icondancinghobonamedbob:
dancinghobonamedbob Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Student General Artist
>8D
You know it is
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
:nuu:
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:icongunchica:
GunChica Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
This might sound cheesy, but I'd rather have God decide my fate, whether I become famous, when I die, blah blah blah
Not some creepy old man who pops out of no where O_O
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
XD hey man, whatever floats your boat.
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:iconkechk:
KechK Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student General Artist
ohohoho i think you can guess which one i chose.
:iconrapeface2plz:
Make him a slave MUAHAHHAHA
*gets thrown a dictionary on the head.
BOOSH
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
ROFL Of course you would.

:iconrapefaceplz:
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