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You'd be surprised how many people don't give The Finger correctly. Save yourself from unnecessary embarrassment by going over these few simple steps.
Be Strong. Be Proud. Then Flip. Remember: You are the master of your own bird.

1) Extend either arm at an approximately 90° angle perpendicular to the body.
2) Bend arm at the elbow. Position it parallel to the body, forming three sides of a perfect square.
3) Close palm tightly.
4) Fiercely upturn digit between pointer and ring finger.
5) Hold approximately 10 seconds to a minute for emphasis.
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3888x2592px 2.97 MB
Shutter Speed
10/600 second
Focal Length
59 mm
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Date Taken
Mar 7, 2008, 7:26:16 PM
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julia51's avatar
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ahaha, i love this!
Is that as good as you can get that fork?
ExDxLxT's avatar
:clap: Genial concept!
Ahahah :XD: :+fav:
AthenaTT's avatar
Very nicely done!
blackpinkgoldfish's avatar
Ha ha! I love it! And the instructions below! I am so :+fav:ing
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vonrubinstein's avatar
Ten seconds?! It's a way too much.

The intelligent person will get the point with less than three seconds. The dumb one won't get through with even 20. For them, one should follow additional rule:
6) make some attractive movements with your hand (or hands). If you have trouble doing this, you can always rely on classics -- like mr. B in [link] , or Rex in [link]

Bad shot, very bad shot. I like it :finger: ;)
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hahahaha "fork you" nice i like it:P
Teekvica's avatar
always something useful :lol:
collectision's avatar
wow.. great views!
RemiGarciaPhoto's avatar
Great concept dude :clap:
this is definitely one of the better representation for the "finger" i've ever seen :D
zoespirit's avatar
ROFL! That is totally brilliant. Love the shot...
And love the notes. Am I the only one who stopped to ponder how I go about it, while reading that? Or am I just a huge loser... LOL
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Danielle-Tremblay's avatar
Lmfao oh my
very nice ;)
Mystic-Viper's avatar
XD Good point. I almost wish I had a camera with me when some guy gave me the finger. He looked like a total ass. :+fav:
jorge3d's avatar
The fingerman's creed:

This is my "bird", there are many like it but this one is mine.

My "bird" is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My "bird", without me, is useless. Without my "bird", I am useless. I must give my "bird" true. I must extend it straighter than my enemy who is trying to give me the finger. I must flip him before he flips me. I will...
Puritanikal's avatar
omfg istant fav, that's brilliant
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