I thought the Synthesis ending would turn everyone into Husks, which is what Shepard had been trying to prevent from the start and pretty much just what the Reapers wanted (I didn't really like the other two options though).
This is hilarious, good sir! Anyway, I am still hoping that IT is correct, but even if not, things like these are exactly what makes the Internet (and its individual cells, like you) to win any day. Thanks for the positive energy