Unicorns are fictional creatures with magical healing power and a penchant for harassing virgins. That's what you think, right? But o so wrong! For you see, unicorns aren't fictional. They're 100% REAL! In fact, they have been hiding under our noses the whole time. How? By disguising themselves under the forms of... GOATS! That's right! All goats are actually unicorns! Why do you think they like headbutting humans so much? Inside, they're burning with the desire to gore us with their unihorn. They have been biding their time and building up their number in secret. Soon, they will take over the world with their magic power and eat all of our breakfast cereal if we don't do something now. Wake up sheeple!
Anyway how's your April Fools' going? :