Doctor Who Fanfic Chap 1
A Dalek, a Cyberman, and a Weeping Angel walk into a bar."
The Doctor and Amy ran as fast as they could towards the motorised mining cart ahead of them, they jumped in, the Doctor whipped out his Sonic Screwdriver and pointed it at the console which worked the cart, they remained still.
"Doctor! Why aren't we moving?! Use your thingie!" Amy cried,
"I AM! It's not working!" The Doctor kept the screwdriver pointed at the console, Amy pushed past him and gave the cart a firm whack, it lurched forward just as they saw a very large and very hairy pair of pincers skid around the corner.
"Now THAT was fun!" The Doctor whooped. He turned grinning, and looked at Amy who shot him a filthy look. "What? C'mon Pond, don't tell me you're scared of spiders." He teased.
"Oh no, a giant alien spider coming at you, looking at us like we're its main course, what's there to be scared of?" Amy replied, her voice heavy with sarcasm.
The Doctor just grinned as