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Remember me this way Chapter 4 :iconadvancedflea:advancedflea 1 7
Remember me this way Chapter 3
Ectoplasm, and stuff
Kyle sat around in limbo, waiting for his turn to be called before Moses. He’d lead a good life, he didn’t think he’d spent his days badly but none the less, he was nervous about what might happen to him.
“Kyle” a voice boomed.
Kyle stood up and swallowed hard “Y-yes?” he responded.
“Come through” the voice instructed, as a door appeared before him.
He did as he was told. He was met not by what he had expected, and what he had come to know as Moses, but something completely different. Instead of Moses just being an entity, as he was usually, he was there in a human form. They stood in a white room, no doors other than the one he had just walked in through, no windows, and no apparent ceiling. Just white. “Moses?” Kyle asked
“That is me, my Child. I see we have met before, young Kyle.”
“Yes, we have. A few times.” He responded
“Do you know why you are here?”
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Remember me this way Chapter 2
I’m sorry
A few days later, Stan was able to return home. The hospital told him to come back in a few weeks for a check-up. He’d been in a car accident, had suffered a concussion and been rendered unconscious for a few days. He agreed to the check-up.
“I’m gonna head up to my room for a bit” he told his parents as they walked into the house.
“Ok, Stan. Keep the door open” his mum said as he walked up stairs. Stan only passively acknowledged her. Sharon turned to Randy “Oh Randy. My boy is hurting so much”
Randy looked at her “It could be worse. The brofslovski’s are in more pain than we are”
Stan opened his room door and picked up the phone, which had began to ring almost immediately he walked in the room. “Hello?” He asked
“Hey you! How’re things?” A voice at the other end of the phone asked
“Hi Kenny. Pretty bad. I take it you heard the news?”
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Remember me this way Chapter 1
Hells Pass Hospital
Stan lay there with his eyes closed. He could hear a rhythmic bleeping noise and could sense the presence of other people around him. It took him a second, but he realised the “Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!” he could hear, was his own pulse. He tried to open his eyes but the room around him was too bright, so he squeezed them back shut.
“Did you see that?” he heard a female gasp “He’s waking up!”
“What??” A male voice asked
“Stanley, Honey. Can you hear me?” The female voice asked again
“Nrgh” Was all Stan managed in reply. He opened his eyes and squinted against the bright fluorescent lights above his head.
“Stan!!!” The female voice squealed “Oh Honey! You’re awake!”
Stan Started to take in the details of his surroundings. He saw his mum coming towards him with open arms which she wrapped around him and hugged him tight. “ouch!! Hi mum.”
“Hi bab
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So Microsoft have basically turned skype into an unuseable pile of crap so I'm migraqting away from it as best I can.

Like the title says, I'm switching to Discord. Note me for my Discord ID :)
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  • Reading: Tales from Foster High
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Which of us is the pitcher or catcher, Adam or Me? (Taken from Adams poll FOR SCIENCE) 

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2 deviants said Alan is the catcher


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15 years on deviantart? Holy shit you're a dA veteran. 0:
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haha yep. I signed up in 2002 before dA was cool.

Ofcourtse, dA has never been cool, so there ya go :D
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I beg to differ; deviantart is my main source of social media. But to each their own.
advancedflea Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
to be fair; you're right. I just like to take cheap shots at dA :)
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