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Conan Soranno
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My Bio
I am made of old motorcycle parts and scar tissue.
I have a soft spot for small fluffy animals.
I fall for women that burn my stuff when I leave them.
Porn Is boring. My life is not.
Conan hates it when people talk about themselves in the third person.
I have never seen a ninja...neither have one has.ever.
I have broken more bones than you have had birthdays.
Making love is for frenchmen and old people. I'm Italian. Italians fuck.
I hope to die while being eaten by a lion, because then I'd at least get to punch a lion before I die.
Stretchpants are the downfall of our society.
I am a fan of home surgery involving a bubble bath, strong whiskey, and lots of swear words.
My woman is a sexual predator.
I had my midlife crisis at 15.
Women rule the world. Men are only here to move furniture and open jars.
Sex should involve bruises and limping the next day.
I drink so much coffee I can see around corners.
Scars on women are hot. Scars I leave are hotter.
Men should wear nice suits and drink expensive gin. These hipster douchebag fucks in their too tight pants and ironic trucker hats will be the first against the wall.
My woman is a lesbian, and she is turned on by tentacle porn. She only puts up with me because I'm a good cook.
In college I majored in philosophy and checking the mail in the morning to find out where you were.
Aristotle was an idiot. The Simpsons is genius.
I hope to someday own a monkey and a jetpack.


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Current Residence: San Francisco
Favourite photographer: Photographers are all assholes.
Shell of choice: Nautilus
Skin of choice: Torn. Bleeding. Bruised.
Favourite cartoon character: DarkSyren, and Tank Girl
Personal Quote: It only hurts till it's numb.

Favourite Movies
Akira Kurasawa's "7 Samurai" or Zatoichi
Favourite Writers
Charles Bukowski
Favourite Games
Favourite Gaming Platform
Your Mom. Nekkid.
Tools of the Trade
Other Interests
Deciding who lives and who dies.
chu-chu and totoro...
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The simultaneously use of your two whished bonus will be interesting. If wish come to an end, i want a pic.
Have a nice day.
Just heard this morning you passed this summer watched your work was inspired rest in peace
Rest in Peace, Sir. Condolences to your loved ones.
you're a great writer and i love your sense of humor. staying with a guy for his culinary skills is not a crime
Pain is but a reflection reserved for those who choose to observe it. The observant are cursed with more than is humane to share.
I came to tell you I love your girl, she made me shiver in desire.. so very sexy..

and then I read your ID, and sir, I believe that you are a hero. 
I wish there were more people with your attitude in this world.

thank you for making my day, both of you :)
lol sweet i must be a asshole wanna be or in the making   errr something like your works are verry nice i must say