You Know When You Motor Boated ?
Adam spong story
hogwarts fanfiction by adam spong
"Grandpa, what do you think of slipperty doooos?"
"Er... I don't know kid, get to bed."
"What about my potions studies? Some say I write like a damp sponge."
"Do you think my stories are like a tiny teapot in a dolly tea party?"
"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"
"Headmaster says that my shelf is like a crumpled sausage noob that likes laughing bravely whilst waving its feet."
"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."
"You know when you motor boated gracefully? I heard it was like daringly rampaging on the slippery slope to spongology."
"Oh look, is that the sun outside kid!"
"But Grandpa, I am a derelict student, I always sleep in!"