Copping the wrong feel

Please let me know which of the two versions you prefer:

1) viewer pov, using 1st person (i.e. I can't tell if Castorice is enjoying this)/having a narrator explain the experience (i.e. You can't tell if Castorice is enjoying this)

2) using the Traveller, Trailblazer, Proxy, Rover as a self insert (if you don't mention a male or female version for this I'll just go with what I like at the moment)

Can't tell if Castorice is enjoying or annoyed that you are feeling the wrong mountains. However, whether she throws you on the bed or sandwiches you between her muscular thighs doesn't matter because you are getting crushed either way.

Can't tell if Castorice is enjoying or annoyed that Caelus is feeling the wrong mountains. However, whether she throws him on the bed or sandwiches him between her muscular thighs doesn't matter because Caelus is getting crushed either way.