Anti-Smoking Teleplay by ACitizenoftheWorld, literature
We see a match light, up close. The smoke wafts from the
blazing fire, as the match comes close to a pair of sinister
eyes. It travels to the end of a cigar, slowly lighting the
end of it, as we see the end start to light. Smoke wafts
from the mouth of the smoker, and we
CUT TO A WIDE SHOT
Of a SILHOUETTED FIGURE, leaning back into a chair behind a
desk. The only light source available is a soft blue light
under and behind the figure, and the soft glow from the
Favourite genre of music: Soundtracks, Classical, Metal. Operating System: Mac OSX. MP3 player of choice: My Droid... since my iPods seem to keep messing up. Shell of choice: Tortoise. Skin of choice: Epidermis. Favourite cartoon character: Freakazoid!
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The Princess Bride, Sideways, Batman, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, or... Die Hard.
All my hotel stories were dull... by ACitizenoftheWorld, journal
All my hotel stories were dull...
I just had a very beautiful young woman step into the hotel, asking if there was a room available. I, of course, said there was... and almost told her the price, until her friend followed in. Her loud, drunk friend.
... Who just happened to be a midget.
Who was also a woman.
I then told them the price for the room, trying my damnedest to treat the little person... NOT like a little person. The dwarf, upon hearing the price, slurred drunkenly, "Hey, will you give us the room cheaper if she gives you a blowjob?" To which the girl laughed, gasping, and leaned over to me, saying, "She's... had a bit much to drink. Don't pay he
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Name: Christopher George Rockriver
Birthplace: Simi Valley, CA
Current Location: Burbank, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, some ambidexterity.
Your Heritage: Half Norwegian, Half Irish. Probably random shit mixed in the two.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black converse.
Your Fears: Spiders, betrayal, stupid people in large groups.
Your Perfect Pizza: King