AbyssalEros

The Celestial Aardvark opened His/Her/Its eyes and gazed sleepily around. He/She/It wasn’t sure what had disturbed their slumber, but for an instant there they could have sworn they heard a sound which went something like………….BANG! They looked around themselves, taking in the view which consisted, at the moment, of a lot of dark, empty nothing speckled by bright, hot, swirly bits scattered randomly about the place. “I don’t remember seeing that before!” They thought. “Come to think of it, I don’t remember before!” “Still! They seem to keep the place nice and warm though!” They tentatively sniffed at a nearby gas cloud. Long, prehensile nose savouring the aroma before flicking out its tongue and swallowing the gas cloud whole. “Hummm! Quite tasty too!” They shuffled about, then settled down in search of a nice, long snooze. Meanwhile, deep inside, the gas cloud, upon meeting the Celestial Aardvarks gastric juices began to expand, and change Silence covered the Void. Apart that is