Thats also how hungarians do it

Damon is training hard for the next archery competition in germany. Subconsciously...he did try to impress the local archery professional, Lyo.
He was the one throwing him the moving targerts for the extra difficulty in this class. Fancy was the absolute perfect horse for this with her steady gait and attentive personality.




Lyo: *thorws the last one and Damon totally is hitting it*
Congrats, my hun ancestors would probably hire you to join a conquest.

Pirate:...ah. ha. ha ha.

Lyo: seriously. you could at the very least go and shoot us some pheasant for dinner.

Pirate: i missed some.

Lyo: slow the heck down Robin Hook. missing three out of fifty is already a brag. *sips on a bottle of wine."

Pirate: *slips down from Fancy's back and nearly falls over from how drunk he is * Give me some of that

Lyo: EY go back and climb your horse..you can't even walk!
mmaaan thats why i dont let you dismount after your dressage competitions...*pulls the bow from his hand *

Pirate: bwahahahahaha clearly it does not affect my coordination THAT much

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