Sex is the answer

yes! xD Sex is always the answer!
it's never a question ..coz the answer's YES!
Not just a suggestion...
if you ask a question..then its always..YEEES!
~nickelback.


well. this song could be written by Lyo..coz he totally agrees..
sooo..it was no question who he'd take to the next Dressage Show..coz the answer is SEX.
He always wanted to enter a dressage competition with her..he was just never good enough...but since he won with Swan Song the Dressage Competition at Riddle Pine Acres he was sure.

He walked with more..sureness between the trailers at the competition..left some greets to known faces and warmed up with Sex. They where a great team since they work together since many years and several competition. No one at RPS knows what Lyo would do if Sex was no more...
Pirate made a quick call to Lyo..this time he was not with him.

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Pirate: eerr..good luck and so on.

Lyo:...daww..you're sooo sweet to call me

Pirate: how's Sex doing..?

Lyo: gggreaat i told you. she was bored without competition..she will show me when she ..doesn't wants anymore..Damon..i know her.

Pirate: yeeaaaah. if you'd know her you'd also know she'd do anything for you...so maybe she does..it only to make you happy.

Lyo: *sigh* we already went through this. have to go.

Pirate: wait. something else i wanted to tell you. You know Sex is aaa..*cough* stolen *cough* horse. i think the owner just recognized her somewhere.

Lyo: ppfffffssh...we have her since over 10 years..he can't prove anything.

Pirate: i am afraid he can. ..birthpapers..?

Lyo: well why is your son an assassin..HUH? make him pushing up the daisies.

Pirate: no. phone. topic

Lyo: ii juust heard them saying..SEX with my Ex...bye darling!


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Event: Shekinah Valley Showcase Dressage

Horse: RPS Sex With My Ex
Rider: Theodor Ferrigno "Lyo"
Music: Nickelback - S.E.X. [link]

Stable: Royale Pirate Stable



Sex & Lyo © by the Cursed Pirate
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