Return To Sender
Pairings: Puck/Rachel if you squint really hard
Rating: T for mild language
Summary: The last day of Junior year leaves Rachel with a box on the counter in her kitchen.
When Noah Puckerman had left her sitting on the bleachers after telling her in very few words that there was no chance in hell of them being friends, Rachel Berry vowed that she had done the right thing and that she shouldn't regret breaking off their sham of a relationship. Yet, no matter how much she convinced herself that it was the right thing to do, she still couldn't get the injured expression he had worn out of her mind. Did she mak
But God damn, Noah Puckerman hated Rachel Berry.
He hated her voice and how he could pick her voice out of a crowd even when he wasn't trying.
He hated her big words and how they made him feel like an idiot.
He hated her long legs and how ridiculously smooth they looked.
He hated her hair and how she flipped it whenever she turned around to ask him a question.
He hated her smile and how it made him want to throw something at Finn for being a goddamn idiot for not leaving Quinn for Rachel.
He hated her talent, because he knew no one would ever see it except for him and the rest of the glee club kids.
He hated how she kissed his jaw line
In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note;
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Who, in despite of view, is pleas'd to dote.
Nor are mine ears with thy tongue's tune delighted;
Nor tender feeling, to base touches prone.
Nor taste nor smell desire to be invited
To any sensual feast with thee alone:
But my five wits nor my five senses can
Dissuade one foolish heart from serving thee,
Who leaves unsway'd the likeness of a man,
Thy proud heart's slave and vassal wretch to be:
Only my plague thus far I count my gain,
That she that makes me sin awards me pain