Dear Girl in the elevator,
You are ugly. I think years of wearing too much stage makeup has corroded your skin. Or maybe its the way I see you in the elevator every day talking trash about the person I saw you with in the elevator the day before talking trash about the person you're talking trash about them with today.
You seem to think that the world revolves around you but contrary to that belief I do not want to know what you think of everyone around yous life decisions. I do not wait in anguish every day to hear you complain about how much work you have to do, (One paper on Theatre Management) when I have 4 papers the next day.