I would destroy you if I didn't fuicking lo0ve you so much. How many of these DevainatArt fools can replicate my bare, burning love for you and your sick comrade-in-arms?? The answer, I shall provide for you: NO FUCKING ONE.
Can you drink whiskey, A4anner? Can you tolerate drunken antix? I offer you all this and more.
Come and tell me how to use a wacom tablet. Come and tell me how many shots I should drink. Come and tel;l me how to run my guns you ridiculous fool...
Hey, have you ever fought someone at least twice you sixe? Come and spar with me. Learn how to fight a big dude who isn't already trying to kill you. I offer you this, plus a ton of other forbidden knowldedgse. Wanna learn how to make ababy laugh? Wanna learn how to do a carthweel? I used to be able to do a cartwheel, when I was younger. I'll break a fuckin' rib for you, I don't give a shit. Let's makwe historyy