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Some Warhammer: Fantasy Battles fan art. Kostaltyn (Not-Rasputin), character from Warhammer 3: total war. It's pity that he is not likely to have certain rasputin's features.
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KarakNornClansman's avatar

Great fun stuff! Well done. Love the ratman as always.


The next art contest is up on Chaos Dwarfs Online, by the way, the theme being Hobgoblins. Just in case of interest: https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/artisans-contest-xxxiii/7581

DragonTurtle2's avatar

That ratman has developed good penmanship.

a20t43c's avatar

Thanks.

Mean goblin making career under Chaos Dwarf. Not sure about participation, but definitely would draw that.

dimasus's avatar

главное его на лед не выпускать, а то чего доброго в прорубь упадет )

a20t43c's avatar

Его под лед можно только ногами запихивать. И в процессе придется ядом или пулями успокаивать.

SkyPotatoFire's avatar

Most impressive Comedy as usual .

diaperfart69's avatar

I think it's unconfirmed in the lore whether he measures up to Rasputin. Btw just found your art recently, you got a twitter?

a20t43c's avatar

CA gave him heroic bio. Zealot, resilient hero leading masses. But then they gave him that model. That look, sharp long thumbnails, all that gold. It could be better to split it into two. Massive bear-like prophet of Ursun. And rasputin-like, cunning agent.


I don't have twitter.

Its strange seeing mostly "heroic" characters looking quite sinister in this picture, especially Karl Franz. Imrick looks quite evil here. Lovely artwork as always.

a20t43c's avatar

That's normal old-fashioned political activities.They preventing numerous succession wars. Thanks

That Apothecary seems weird?

Must be Tilean.

Имрик-Юсупов, боярин-Пуришкевич, Карл-Дмитрий Павлович, а бретонец из МИ-6?

a20t43c's avatar

Князь Имрик задумывался как отсылка, а остальные рандомно. А рыцарь-Анри ле Массиф. Из-за опасений за Рапанс ввязался)

Котик на шлеме зачётный. И медвед на парадном облачении.

Makaoka's avatar

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey


There lived a certain man in Kislev long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Kislev chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacherWomen would desire


KOS KOS KOSTALTYN

Lover of the Ice queen

There was a cat that really was gone


KOS KOS KOSTALTYN

Kislev's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on


He ruled the Kislevite land and never mind the Red Czar

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the ice queen he was no wheeler dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

She believed he was a holy heale

rWho would heal her son


KOS KOS KOSTALTYN

Lover of the Ice queen

There was a cat that really was gone


KOS KOS KOSTALTYN

Kislev's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on


But when his drinking and lusting

And his hunger for power

Became known to more and more people

The demands to do something

About this outrageous man

Became louder and louder


Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey


"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies

But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"

No doubt this Kostaltyn had lots of hidden charms

Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of higher standing

Set a trap, they're not to blame

"Come to visit us", they kept demanding

And he really came


KOS KOS KOSTALTYN

Lover of the Ice queen

They put some poison into his wine


KOS KOS KOSTALTYN

Kislev's greatest love machine

He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"


KOS KOS KOSTALTYN

Lover of the Ice queen

They didn't quit, they wanted his head


KOS KOS KOSTALTYN

Kislev's greatest love machine

And so they shot him 'til he was dead



Oh, those Kislevites

Look They already has a boat ready for him how nice of them.

Lover of the Kislev queen.

GopGoblin's avatar

Странно, что Герасим на заднем плане - бретонец, а не кислевит

a20t43c's avatar

Анри ле Массиф. Вечный "лучший друг" и паладин Девы-Воительницы. Ограждает хозяйку от плохого влияния.

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loverofcarnage's avatar

what's the joke in this one?

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