Hello. How is everybody doing?
Finals are over for me. Thank god.
I think you all should know that, a few nights ago out of the blue, I opened up a Word document and belted out the following sentences.
"You know, you're right when you say that we should take nothing personally. So I hope you don't take it personally that I've going to lower you into some sulfuric acid. Good bye."
"Rando Max loves Rando Cookies."
"I'M NOT GOING CRAZY LALALA! NOT GOING CRAZY AT ALL FALALALAFA!!!"
"Do me a favor and jump into a pit and die or something."
"You know, you're really hurting my feelings by not reciprocating my actions and dying."
"Who has the ugliest, smelliest man-boobs of all? You do!"
"THAT DOES IT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND SKIN YOU AND TURN YOUR SKIN INTO A LAMPSHADE AND THEN I'M GOING HOME TO WATCH TV WITHOUT LAMP LIGHT GLARING DIRECTLY INTO MY EYES!!!"
I think we can learn a lot about ourselves from stream-of-consciousness exercises like this. Usually, the things we learn are loathsome and would cause anybody with a spot of moral fiber to sprint from us. But, it's self-discovery nevertheless, which people with degrees and beards tell us is very important.
So, my challenge to you is to type the first seven sentences that pop into your mind and post them here. Don't stop to critique yourself no matter how gross or offensive you get. Don't even stop to correct mistakes; Maybe you can do something interesting with mishaps instead?
So go ahead and get messy with written word. I'm eager to see what awful things you little dirty hobgoblins come up with!