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Rod Garth vs the Puzzling Puzzle by A-Fox-Of-Fiction Rod Garth vs the Puzzling Puzzle by A-Fox-Of-Fiction
Made for me this very day by :icondutchmouse: here's a Patreon commission of Rod Garth facing a truly spellbinding conundrum. Something that you'd think he'd know a lot about. I mean it's inserting something into a hole.
That's his favorite hobby in a nutshell!


Rod Garth and Chieko Masaki were really kicking ass. Having wound up on a job to try and find why the workers were disappearing from the in-development casino/resort "Unbroken Bank", the island it was being built on was uncharted and supposedly uninhabited by anyone.

It's almost like something really didn't want them there. And it's not like such a prime piece of real estate could unattended...could it?

While the two of them tried to figure out what the fuck was going on here, they soon started noticing something the staff should have caught onto...the men in Tiki masks who'd been grabbing people at dusk.

It took less time than it should have to find out that, surprise surprise, someone already did take residence here. The diabolical Dr. Hakuhaku, a Belgian mad scientist (who happened to be an elk) who had supposedly died in a taffy based accident when escaping interpol. In truth he hadn't died and was secretly building a massive death laser he would proceed to use to try and skeet shoot with satellites unless he was paid $1 trillion dollars.


Unfortunately for the villains, they pretty much didn't count on Rod and Chieko running around, kicking ass. And once they found out about his underground lair, they pretty much ran through the whole thing beating the hell out of his goons.

But as they proceeded to go deep into enemy territory, they found an obstacle that Dr.Hakuhaku put in place specifically for Rod, his Enigma Door.

How, just how could our hero face such a turbulent toil? Something only Batman could solve, something only someone with the most biting sarcasm imaginable could possibly overhype with a straight face?

Just put the key in the lock dumbass!

And thus Dr.Hakuhaku found a new way to make no money but a lot of pain quick. The new lifestyle choice of 'alligator punching bag.'

Now all Rod had to do was see if that hot hula instructor he met that morning was free that evening...


Rod Garth, Chieko Masaki and the voice belong to me.
kouliousis Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Awesome Work
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks, Dutch did a good job drawing it, I'm glad I came up with the concept :)
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November 18, 2017
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