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Consequences, consequences... by A-Fox-Of-Fiction Consequences, consequences... by A-Fox-Of-Fiction
Hello folks, here is a sort of commission I've been waiting to buy for quite some time, that illustrates one of the downsides of Rod's overly promiscuous lifestyles, and the sheer amount of child support checks he has to send out as a result, as far as his illegitimately sired children go, it doesn't need to be said that this is an incredibly diverse genepool, also note the notations at the bottom.
This was drawn for me by :icongranitoons: who I thank very, very much for making this, I really, really like it :D:D

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If you assumed there weren’t downsides to having sex with an absurdly large number of women without the aid of condoms, I’d have to wonder how the fuck you managed to make it out of college.

But if you haven’t made it out yet and still have this assumption you can do what I said above…I have to say, I don’t have good opinions about your odds of graduating.

Now admittedly while a lot of the women Rod Garth has sex with do manage to provide birth control, there are also plenty who most certainly did not, as a result they wound up with an illegitimate baby growing in their belly. And if he wasn’t afraid of condoms, the number of sired children would be significantly lowered.

And most of them have naturally contacted Rod for child support, now you might think this wouldn’t be extremely hard to deal with…except Rod Garth’s had sex with more than 8000 women, fuck, not even I know how much sex he’s had. Let that sink in a second, I created this dude, and not even I’m sure about the exact number.

Now, as a result of this, Rod Garth has to go about his adventuring business A LOT, pretty much most of the time, ferrying himself back and forth to various jobs constantly, in this sense you could say he’s a bit of a workaholic…however, this isn’t all a problem for him, he loves his job.

Plus it helps that only 819 women have actually sued him for support, it’s still enough to make the world record for most child support suits received.

Seriously, he has his picture in Guinness.


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Rod Garth belongs to me, as does Chieko and everyone else...though the real world celebrities and historical figures featured, I most certainly do not.

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From left to right these featured women and 'love childs' are thus.

Row 1: A pregnant panda, a pregnant raccoon, a pregnant Lucille Ball, a pregnant succubus,  a piranha and her son, a pregnant human of Hispanic descent, a pregnant reptiloid, a pregnant mermaid, a poodle, and a pregnant human of Japanese descent.
Row 2: A pregnant slime woman, a vampire cat nursing her son, a pregnant otter, a pregnant human nun, a pregnant female alligator (with her four eggs), Boudica and her son, a pregnant Florence Nightingale, a unicorn and her daughter, a pregnant mummy, and a grey alien and her son.
Row 3: A pregnant robot, a pregnant human woman of Arabic descent, a pregnant ghost with a skeleton mailman, a sasquatch, a kangaroo and her son, a pregnant werewolf, another human nun, a female ostritch sitting on a nest of her eggs, a female jacaklope, and a pregnant kitsune.
Row 4: A pregnant skunk, a grizzley bear, a pregnant Xorvathian (species of my design),a female griffin, a female t-rex and her daughter, another Arabic woman, a female lion with an off panel check, a female nymph, a pregant human woman of African descent, and a pregnant Faerie.
Row 5:  A female chupacabra,  another Hispanic female human, a human female of Chinese descent, a female elf, a pregnant Frankenstein, female kappa, a golem and her son, Catherine the Great, Veronica Lake and her son and a female gremlin and her son.
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:icondrangelu:
Drangelu Featured By Owner May 28, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
WAW!
The design and cartoonish styles are really awesome!
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner May 29, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you, thank you...been waiting a long time to have something like this made.

Rod's sown his wild oats really far hasn't he?
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:icondrangelu:
Drangelu Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
sown?
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
You heard of the expression "Sow some wild oats"?
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:icondrangelu:
Drangelu Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
npe
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Really?...Oh, that's right, heh, sorry, I forgot you don't know about most the English based expressions I've heard throughout my life.
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:icondrangelu:
Drangelu Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconitalianblackcat:
Incredible! :wow:
There's just a little typo in the first "consequences" in the title ^^;
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner May 29, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Heh, long since fixed.
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