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Bong's Hot Dog Scarfing Competition circa 2013 by A-Fox-Of-Fiction Bong's Hot Dog Scarfing Competition circa 2013 by A-Fox-Of-Fiction
Hehheh, I definitely need to buy from this guy more, possibly a whole lot more, in the future. Here's a massive commission I purchased from :iconiadm: a while back, depicting the most epic hot dog eating contest ever seen since Vince McMahon tried to hold one. Starring such people as Rod Garth, Orson Welles, Charles Darwin, a hydra, and plenty other gluttons.

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It was yet another round of one of the most monumentous competitions in Hetelville's history, the 60th annual one at that.

Yes, it was the Bong's Hot Dog Scarfing Competition, held once every year on Labor Day. Held on the Hetelville boardwalk, originally at "Bong's Best Smokers", a local fast food restaurant that specialized in hot dogs, ran by an elf named Bong Burburoon. The contest initially started as an argument between a dog, a cat, an elephant and a demon, who were arguing in 1953 over how many Communists they could beat up. The elf (who noticed how the large argument was scaring away customers, persuaded them into thinking that whoever stuffed more hot dogs down their maw would be the best at beating up commies.
Bong neglected to mention they'd have to pay for the hot dogs.

Somehow, despite this still not resolving the argument, a bunch of people spectated and hoped there'd be another contest next year...and from there it pretty much grew into an actual contest. One that grew into more and more of a Hetelville staple over time. Bringing in shmucks from all over the world to participate in and watch this gluttonous spectacle of excessive eating. Which was often followed by either a really full stomach, weight gain, indigestion, large purchases of tums or antacid...or their food hitting the eject button.

And when historical figures and celebrities returned from death a few years back, you just knew some of them had to join in the fun too, most especially Orson Welles. Who'd been eating large numbers of hot dogs since the first time he visited LA.

Rod had participated in contests too, and generally made it through pretty well...but this year, he and Welles were very determined to win this year, and boy did they go at it.

This year, the contest was being commented on by two celebrities, Alistair Garth the monster hunter, and Joe T. Sucks, chupacabra and famed wrestling commentator, contemporary of such people as Jim Ross. Who themselves made some pretty good cracks at the event.

While Rod and Welles were pretty much the guys to beat, they had steep competition, with Takeru Kobayashi putting his hat in the ring, and then there was former president Taft...who honestly just wanted lunch, he didn't mind the prospect of winning a trophy...seriously, how much can that tubby fucker eat? Black holes consume less than that.

By the end, that table looked like a warzone, and despite the sheer amount of effort everyone displayed, the winner of this year's Hot Dog Scarfing Competition...

...Was Elvis Presley.

Seems the king of rock and roll had been putting in even more practice than the others, and he hadn't even realized it.

So ultimately the cup went home with Elvis himself, who'd have something to brag about on his radio show.
Orson Welles was disappointed, but shrugged, he still got a good meal from it all, and he could spend the whole week on his new film "The Fourth Man" starring himself as a surprisingly healthy Harry Lime.
Rod was disappointed to lose, but there was a silver lining. As he was able to sweet talk the shark, harpy, and futakuchi-onna to come over to his place and help him, ahem, *exercise*...the gillwoman reporting on the events and a female vampire keeping track of the consumed hot dogs came along too, despite not even having so much as a nibble during the contest.
Willis C. Kong spent the next couple days on the toilet. The day after that though he spent at the harpy contestant's apartment.
Taft just ate what everyone else didn't.
Charles Darwin just wondered why the hell none of these hot dogs contained ostrich or dolphin.
Alistair just collected his fee for appearing and wondered why the hell they wanted Steve Austin to be the MC in 2014

And through all of this, a certain crazy bootlegging cat from another universe would have a hilarious, gluttony themed story to tell his boss when he got back.
Though the bigger question he had was how the hell could he buy and smuggle over $10,00 dollars of assorted alcohol before he

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Rod Garth, Willis C. Kong and Alistair Garth belong to me.
As does pretty much everyone else aside from he silhouette cameos in the crowd who belong to their respective owners...except Santa Claus.
Nobody owns Santa.

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For those in need of contestant annotations, from left to right they are.
A male hydra, a female futakuchi-onna, a male sasquatch, a male serpent, a female harpy, a male Tasmanian Devil, a female hammerhead shark, a male buzzard, Takeru Kobayashi, Rod Garth, Orson Welles, a male fear gorta, Charles Darwin, a male zombie, Willis C. Kong, a female gulon, Elvis Presley, Henry VII, William Howard Taft, and a male pig.
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:icondrangelu:
Drangelu Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
lol

So funny
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Any sights you especially enjoyed?
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Drangelu Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
lol Alistair comment
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Hehheh, nice...how many historical  cameos did you recognize?
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Drangelu Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Elvis I guess XDDDD
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Not Orson Welles?
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:icondrangelu:
Drangelu Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
no lol

XD
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Not Charles Darwin? Or William Howard Taft?
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IADM Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2017  Professional General Artist
=D
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A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks :)
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IADM Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2017  Professional General Artist
Don´t mention it my friend ;)
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:icona-fox-of-fiction:
A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
How've you been incidentally?
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:iconiadm:
IADM Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2017  Professional General Artist
I´ve been hella busy but I believe tomorrow I will have time to write a proper email with my thought on both texts. Yes, I´ve finally read them both but I´ve been swamped with work ;)
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A-Fox-Of-Fiction Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Ahhh, good. I should have guessed as much. You did mention deadlines were encroaching on you earlier. Well, write me when you can please. I have a few commission concepts I would like to ask about.
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IADM Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2017  Professional General Artist
;)
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