Ava is a very rich old woman. She lives in a big mansion, all alone because she has no friends or family. She’s kind of a loner. So one day Ava decided to get a cat, so she wouldn’t be so lonely. She went to the kennel, and got herself the best of the best.
She took me back to her mansion, let me sleep in her bed and she made me wonderful homemade meals every single day.
In return I honored her with my presence. I also helped her redecorate one time. I gave her curtains a more rough, vintage look. turns out that wasn't really her style, so now i keep my exquisite decorating skills to myself... for the most part.
Sometimes, i even let her pet me.
So together we lived in harmony, and everything was great. We had our routine and life was good. But one day…
Ava went outside.
This in itself wasn’t too odd; Ava went outside a lot. I dont know why. But she usually returned with food or other goods so i wasn'st complaining.
But this time...She came back with a meowtain of cats.
There were small cats, big cats, cats without fur, and cats without tails and now I have to share my meals with all these other cats, and share Ava’s attention with them! I don’t know why Ava felt like she had to get all these other cats. I thought we were happy together, and we sought for nothing.
But nontheless, here they are. And they're ruining everything! They’re eating my food, sleeping in my bed, and talking to me.
I can’t let this happen. If these cats are going to be staying here... If i have to share my home with them, i need to make it clear whoose the boss around these parts. And that's me. I'm the boss.
It's meow or never.
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