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A PORTRAIT OF MY FATHERA PORTRAIT OF MY FATHER
Somewhere out there is a man
in a ratty armchair, cigarette-stained and jutting with springs.
He bathes in the pale glow of a laptop screen
and, with a wave of a hand, blazons his decrees across the land—
mighty ruminations, blessings, revelations,
and memes of great power,
a crown of martyrdom upon his head.
Somewhere out there, the man accumulates “likes”
like so much salt and pepper on his cheek.
He bleeds on his keyboard from the scabs on his hands,
the Bible on one knee, the New Yorker on the other.
His feet are planted on the words of Jesus,
on the words of Rachel Maddow,
on the grease-slicked carpet in his mobile home.
How satisfying it must be to live inside his mind!
Tho’ the world may despise him, tho’ the world may revile him,
though he is the only one to stand against the rising tide
of Starbucks and homophobes and the Wall Street elite,
it must be validating to watch the world burn—
to survey it all th