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Halloween Sucks chap 3 by 8shortfuse, literature

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Halloween Sucks chap 3

A/N: Last one, I promise Kyle's POV There have been very few times in my life that I have wanted to be like Cartman. This was one of those extremely rare times. If I had Cartman's ethics I wouldn't have felt the need to come upstairs and help them, and Stan and I could be down below out of harm's way. Hell we might not have come in here at all. I could have just said 'screw you guy's, we're going to Token's' and walked away from all this. But fate didn't give me his morals, which in the end probably is a good thing. I stopped pounding on the door. They knew which room I was in, it wasn't like I needed to get anyone's attention. I gripped t

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Halloween Sucks chap 2

A/N: And the crap continues. Kyle's POV Ghosts if you truly were there then why didn't you take Cartman first?! After he ran back in the room screaming like a girl, he tried to play it out like he was all cool and calm. What a retard, he's never been cool in his life. There's no reason to try now. "What now?" Stan asked from his spot on the ground. It hadn't taken long after Cartman begun his walk to the kitchen that we figured out Stan had dislocated his shoulder in the escape attempt. We tried to move him but not being able to touch the left side of his body made it a little difficult. I looked around trying to think of anything that co

Halloween Sucks chap 1 by 8shortfuse, literature

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Halloween Sucks chap 1

A/N: This is complete crap. I'm not a writer nor do I pretend to be. I wrote this for a contest because I had nothing better to do, except German homework and that wasn't going to happen. The plot is lame, and I pretty much just made stuff up on the spot. But none the less, enjoy. Kyle's POV Halloween...in my opinion, it's the best holiday of the year. Granted, I don't get the privilege of Christmas, but that's a different argument. Halloween, in all honesty, is nothing more than the time of year for candy and scaring the living shit out of people. Nothing could be more fun, when the jokes on someone else. This year...they got us, and let m

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Troll Logic: How To Prove God Is Real To Anyone by Permafry42, literature

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Troll Logic: How To Prove God Is Real To Anyone

1: Tell the victim some variation on "God is real, and I can prove it to you." Follow 1A as needed 1A: If the victim does not answer, repeat 1 until you illicit a response. 2: Use one of the following responses based on their response 2A: If response is affirmative of this claim, you have succeeded. 2B: If the response is a variation on "You're wrong. God does not exist." or "You're wrong. It is impossible to know if God exists or does not exist.", proceed to 3 2C: If the response is a variation on "I don't care" or "I'm not talking about this controversial subject", repeat the process of 1 until you receive either 2A or 2B as a response

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What?! lol
goofs of the century.

Current Residence: um...the USA
Favourite genre of music: any really
Operating System: Vista
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Favourite cartoon character: haha, Mickey Mouse--no lol probably Stan and Kyle from South Park
Personal Quote: "Dream with your Heart, and Wish with all your might"

Favourite Movies

pretty much any disney move...except camp rock...and High School Musical

Favourite TV Shows

South Park, duh! Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom...and many more!

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

currently, none

Favourite Games

Kingdom Hearts, The World Ends With You, Zelda and more but I dont feel like typing forever

Favourite Gaming Platform

tough choice...ps2 I guess, but I want an X-box

Tools of the Trade

pencil, computer...

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drawing, watching tv, web browsing...etc.

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Apr 16, 2012

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From ~NothingYouCouldLove (https://www.deviantart.com/nothingyoucouldlove) Karkat Vantas (♋) [X] Cancer is your zodiac sign [ ] You hate the color red [ ] you love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS [ ] You like to program computers [X] you fail at it [X] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS [X] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit [X] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic [ ] you never smile [X] you get aggravated easily [X] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends [X] you have problems with relationships TOTAL: 8 (I saw that coming) Vriska Serket (♏) [ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign [ ] Dark blue, is you

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Feb 21, 2012

Thanks Guys....

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Thanks to the awesomely annoying people I deemed my friends I am now stuck in this Homestuck frenzy. Wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a trying to juggle the rest of my, for lack of a better word, existence (I don't have a life....my mother constantly reminds me of this) right now. I blew off my geography paper last night just to get to act 5. I'd say fuck my life, but that seems pointless now. I guess I just spazz too much....ahh well, you'll have that I guess. In any case, I may have had to add something new to the crazy shit filled catastrophic mess I call my life, but in reality I wouldn't have it any other way. Love you guys!!!!

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Jan 13, 2012

I hate Friday the Thirteenth

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I had my wisdom teeth taken out last week and had to go in today to have the stitches taken out. Of course we get a snowstorm last night and the roads were horrible (its windy and snowing and bllleeeeehhh). I get all the way there and they tell me I'm not healed enough yet....mind you my dentist is a half an hour away through farm country. So I leave and am on my way home...roads are STILL horrible. I was going like 30 or 35 miles an hour on a road people normally do 50 on. I was 10 minutes from home (not even) and the back end of my car slid. 10 seconds later I was over a ditch and into some brush 15 feet from a tree and 20 feet off the road