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Share the Easter Love by 8shortfuse Share the Easter Love :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 15 6 SP ID! by 8shortfuse SP ID! :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 0 25 SP-When the Wind Blows by 8shortfuse SP-When the Wind Blows :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 33 33 Oh, Santa... by 8shortfuse Oh, Santa... :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 5 3 Love, from Kenny by 8shortfuse Love, from Kenny :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 1 5 Oh, Terrence I have to fart by 8shortfuse Oh, Terrence I have to fart :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 3 2 Halloween Contest by 8shortfuse Halloween Contest :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 24 11
Halloween Sucks chap 3
A/N: Last one, I promise
Kyle's POV
There have been very few times in my life that I have wanted to be like Cartman. This was one of those extremely rare times. If I had Cartman's ethics I wouldn't have felt the need to come upstairs and help them, and Stan and I could be down below out of harm's way. Hell we might not have come in here at all. I could have just said 'screw you guy's, we're going to Token's' and walked away from all this. But fate didn't give me his morals, which in the end probably is a good thing.
I stopped pounding on the door. They knew which room I was in, it wasn't like I needed to get anyone's attention. I gripped the screwdriver in frustration before shoving it into the door. The handle broke off in my hand leaving the metal piece stuck in the wood.
I made my way to the bed across the room, but halfway there I stepped in something wet. I bent down hoping it was water. I should have known it wasn't that easy. The smell of urine hit my nose alerting me to what it
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Halloween Sucks chap 2
A/N: And the crap continues.
Kyle's POV
Ghosts if you truly were there then why didn't you take Cartman first?! After he ran back in the room screaming like a girl, he tried to play it out like he was all cool and calm. What a retard, he's never been cool in his life. There's no reason to try now.
"What now?" Stan asked from his spot on the ground. It hadn't taken long after Cartman begun his walk to the kitchen that we figured out Stan had dislocated his shoulder in the escape attempt. We tried to move him but not being able to touch the left side of his body made it a little difficult.
I looked around trying to think of anything that could help, but nothing came to mind. We'd been in worse situations then this, and have come out just fine. But it seems like an outside force was present for all of that, like something random that happened in our favor. I didn't want to just wait around for that to happen. Chances are it wouldn't, and I didn't want Stan to have to sit here in pain unti
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Halloween Sucks chap 1
A/N: This is complete crap. I'm not a writer nor do I pretend to be. I wrote this for a contest because I had nothing better to do, except German homework and that wasn't going to happen. The plot is lame, and I pretty much just made stuff up on the spot. But none the less, enjoy.
Kyle's POV my opinion, it's the best holiday of the year. Granted, I don't get the privilege of Christmas, but that's a different argument. Halloween, in all honesty, is nothing more than the time of year for candy and scaring the living shit out of people. Nothing could be more fun, when the jokes on someone else. This year...they got us, and let me tell you, being on the other side sucks ass! Even suckier is the fact that we can't blame anybody. Well, anybody alive that is.
It all started with Cartman. But who's to be surprised. He's responsible for all the shit that happens to me.
It was just after dark as the four best Coon and Friends made their way to Token's house. The costumes had been
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Come On Down to South Park... by 8shortfuse Come On Down to South Park... :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 17 11 Summer's End by 8shortfuse Summer's End :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 16 6 The 4th Wall by 8shortfuse The 4th Wall :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 39 15 Ms. Captain Underpants by 8shortfuse Ms. Captain Underpants :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 0 2 Someone Remember... by 8shortfuse Someone Remember... :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 12 14 The Hero's This Town Needs by 8shortfuse The Hero's This Town Needs :icon8shortfuse:8shortfuse 30 19
My awesome gallery!! As you can see I like to do pencil drawings. I have stuff I colored too. I'm just too lazy to put it on. I'll get to it eventually. lol


Craig's Dream by xNoWherex Craig's Dream :iconxnowherex:xNoWherex 834 81 lovely SBF-1612 by giobobobo lovely SBF-1612 :icongiobobobo:giobobobo 479 33 South Park: Cartman Always Deserves It by slr2moons South Park: Cartman Always Deserves It :iconslr2moons:slr2moons 42 4 Stan, Kyle, Eric, Kenny... by JeyDS Stan, Kyle, Eric, Kenny... :iconjeyds:JeyDS 785 79 Speed It Up by xNoWherex Speed It Up :iconxnowherex:xNoWherex 274 30 SOUTHPARKSTUCK by okakopa SOUTHPARKSTUCK :iconokakopa:okakopa 199 35
Troll Logic: How To Prove God Is Real To Anyone
1: Tell the victim some variation on "God is real, and I can prove it to you." Follow 1A as needed
1A: If the victim does not answer, repeat 1 until you illicit a response.
2: Use one of the following responses based on their response
2A: If response is affirmative of this claim, you have succeeded.
2B: If the response is a variation on "You're wrong. God does not exist." or "You're wrong. It is impossible to know if God exists or does not exist.", proceed to 3
2C: If the response is a variation on "I don't care" or "I'm not talking about this controversial subject", repeat the process of 1 until you receive either 2A or 2B as a response
3: Begin by telling the victim a variation on "You have just referred to the concept of God. Therefore, you have shown that God is a real concept that at least has existence based around its acknowledgement by the human race as a concept. Ergo, God, at the least as a concept, is real. Whether he is real beyond the conceptual form of existence may be as
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We are South Park by DascocoCosplay We are South Park :icondascococosplay:DascocoCosplay 86 12 cartmanari damacy by oddison cartmanari damacy :iconoddison:oddison 5 3 Walking and Whistling by Konstance Walking and Whistling :iconkonstance:Konstance 32 5 DeviantID by PinkZugar DeviantID :iconpinkzugar:PinkZugar 184 7 SP: poke the piggy COMMISSION by Beechs SP: poke the piggy COMMISSION :iconbeechs:Beechs 186 35 South Park Cupcakes! by gertygetsgangster South Park Cupcakes! :icongertygetsgangster:gertygetsgangster 12 3 Comic-Con 2012 - 15 by Timmy-22222001 Comic-Con 2012 - 15 :icontimmy-22222001:Timmy-22222001 9 7 GOD DAMN GOOBACKS! by TheWonderDerp GOD DAMN GOOBACKS! :iconthewonderderp:TheWonderDerp 17 7 Light Swoosh Thing by makairu Light Swoosh Thing :iconmakairu:makairu 2 0


From :iconnothingyoucouldlove:

Karkat Vantas (♋)
[X] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red
[ ] You like to program computers
[X] you fail at it
[X] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[X] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[ ] you never smile
[X] you get aggravated easily
[X] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[X] you have problems with relationships
TOTAL: 8 (I saw that coming)

Vriska Serket (♏)
[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue, is your favorite color
[X] You love to role play  
[ ] You like spiders
[X] You like end of the world scenarios such as the zombie Apocalypse, fall out invasion etc
[X] magic 8 balls are cool
[ ] you are very manipulative
[X] you are a huge bitch  
[X] you easily get bored
[X] you blame your problems on other things, such as "bad luck"
[ ] you have an addiction to breaking things  
[X] you never clean up after yourself
Total: 7 (some of these are eeeh. could be anywhere from 6 to 8....we'll stick with 7)

Tavros Nitram (♉)
[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[X] Your favorite color is orange and/or brown
[X] You love card and role playing games
[X] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL.
[ ] You are too sensitive  
[X] You never really "hate" anybody
[ ] You like to commune with wildlife
[X] You have a friendly attitude
[ ] You are pretty good at poetry
[ ] You LARP (I want to. :))
[X] You sometimes stutter when you talk
total: 7

Terezi Pyrope (♎)
[ ] Libra is your zodiac sign
[ ] your favorite color is red and/or teal
[ ] you are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[ ] you love dragons
[ ] you lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[X] you love plushies >:3
[X] you love to role play
[X] you are a sociopath (um.....not sure...)
[X] you are almost always grinning
[X] you take interest in law and justice
[X] you like to draw
[ ] you can be really flirty sometimes
total: 6 (maybe 7)

Kanaya Maryam (♍)
[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] your favorite color is jade
[ ] you love fashion
[ ] you love to sew
[ ] you love literature
[ ] you have no problem getting into fights
[XXX] chainsaws are awesome
[ ] you like make up (ehhhh, just eyeliner)
[X] you are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[ ] you like the taste of blood
[ ] getting revenge is always high on your list
total: 3

Aradia Megido (♈)
[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[ ] Maroon is your favorite color
[ ] you inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[ ] you like ARCHEOLOGY
[X] you like to destroy things out of boredom (sometimes)
[X] you can hear voices that no one else can hear
[ ] you used to role play  
[X] you are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[ ] you are a very violent and confrontational person
[ ] you're sometimes spooky in appearance
[ ] you love talking about depressing things
total: 3

Equius Zahhak (♐)
[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[X] your favorite color is royal blue
[X] you have a widow's peak (barely, but it's still there)
[ ] you sweat a lot
[ ] you love being strong
[X] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[X] you like to build things  
[ ] you have some pretty strange fetishes
[ ] you love playing high stakes games
total: 4

Nepeta Leijon (♌)
[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[X] your favorite color is green
[X] you love cats
[ ] :3 is your fav emote
[ ] you are into furrys
[X] you love to draw
[ ] you have a heightened sense of smell
[ ] you are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[ ] you have a naive view of everything
[ ] you love "OTP"
[X] you are just too cute (I soooooooo did not wanna check that.....but I hear it a lot....bleeeeeeeeh!)
[X] and very playful
total: 5

Sollux Captor (♊)
[/] Gemini is your zodiac sign (Kinda, I'm a Cancer, but I'm a day away from Gemini so I'm kinda considered both)  
[ ] your favorite color is yellow  
[ ] you speak with a bit of a lisp
[ ] you are a totally sick hacker
[X] you have bi polar mood swings (haha, yeah)
[X] you are pretty introverted (when i wanna be)
[X] you beat yourself up over little things
[X] you like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing (I never pants/orange hoody....different shoe laces)
[X] you think you are not good enough
[X] you rather be technical then use brute force
[ ] you think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[X] your best friend is a butthole (They all are....Love you guy2!)
total: 7 1/2

Feferi Peixes (♓)
[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[ ] your favorite color is magenta
[X] you love wearing colorful clothing
[X] you love to swim
[X] you get really excited easily
[ ] you are very very perky and energetic
[ ] you are optimistic and fearless
[ ] you are stronger then you look
[X] you love looking after animals
[X] you are very modest
[X] you have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[X] you have a slightly rude and insulting side
total: 7

Eridan Ampora (♒)
[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[ ] your favorite color is purple
[ ] you dress flamboyantly
[X] you have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[ ] you have a massive ego
[X] you love magic and wizards
[ ] you have a genocide complex
[X] you swear like a sailor
[X] you try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[ ] you get jealous a lot
[X] you are romantically lost
[ ]  you are kind of a tool
total: 5

Gamzee Makara (♑)
[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[ ] your favorite color is indigo
[ ] you like clowns (ahahahhahahaha, nooooohoooooo!)
[X] you like sweet things
[X] you like to bake
[X] you are pretty laid back
[ ] you don't like knowing the technology or science behind things
[ ] you are impulsive and/or unpredictable (Not usually)
[X] you are silly and eccentric
[ ] you like insane clown posse
[X] you cuss a lot
[ ] you are a stoner
total: 5

Karkat and kinda Sollux....coulda called that in my sleep hahaha!
  • Listening to: the wind....and traffic
  • Reading: ....haha, that's funny
  • Watching: Raiders of the Lost Arc
  • Playing: too many games to count
  • Eating: Peanut Butter Captain Crunch
  • Drinking: Water


United States
What?! lol
goofs of the century.

Current Residence: um...the USA
Favourite genre of music: any really
Operating System: Vista
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Favourite cartoon character: haha, Mickey Mouse--no lol probably Stan and Kyle from South Park
Personal Quote: "Dream with your Heart, and Wish with all your might"



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jedi-suiteheart Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Phipps1666 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
TheWonderDerp Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
thanks for the fav :D
makairu Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012
8shortfuse Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
finally got on! lol
makairu Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
I FORGOT TO SEND YOU THAT MUSIC! I will bring it in to work today.
ballisticFlamer Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Phipps1666 Featured By Owner May 5, 2012
8shortfuse Featured By Owner May 7, 2012
nuttin' lol
Phipps1666 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
I can't wait to make them horns! = D
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