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Quit gettin' mad at vidya games
Current Residence: Disapproving Stare
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Favourite genre of music: nails scraping against blackboards
Favourite photographer: myself
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Wallpaper of choice: Paper
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Personal Quote: I take no drugs, I am drugs.
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myself
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myself
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tecmo super bowl
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Poop Dicks
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Well, I had to take care of some business.
Pants off, sit down, and suddenly I realized that this is what it would feel like if there was a dick being slowly pulled out of my ass
and then I felt really awkward, and had to abort the whole mission.
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Alright, god damn it. Where's my bike?
I stole it fair and square.
I stole it fair and square.
I've only been using it to go around the Temple campus! D:
Also, i kind of broke it when i smashed in my leg last week
Also, i kind of broke it when i smashed in my leg last week
This is The Minister, and you've been added to my Deviantwatch, Radio.
Just don't steal my bike. I like my bike a lot.
Just don't steal my bike. I like my bike a lot.
you don't have to worry, Minister. I really don't need a bike in the wintertime.
A car, though...
A car, though...
Well then, I'm glad I can't drive for shit enough to have a damn car of my own.