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(Okay, just for reference, this pic is NOT part of the little story I've got going...)

"Its no good!" Garin hissed and stopped wringing his hands. Jacques sighed and looked around the room. The only one guarding them was Avenger, and she wasn't so easily tricked, so it wasn't a wonder Garin couldn't think of a way to get free from the ropes AND get past her. Jacques sighed... then blinked as a thought struck his mind. He turned and looked behind him at Garin, who sat back-to-back with him.

"Oi," he whispered. "I've got an idea... but you have to SWEAR not to breath a word to ANYONE once we get out of this, ya hear??"

Garin blinked. "Um... Sure, what's the plan?"

"Just... sit still and don't talk." Jacques whispered, which was followed by a sigh, then a shrill whistle. "Hey, Avenger! What's taking ol' Cyclops so long?!"

"He'll be here when he's good and ready," the female Kyrii replied as she turned, grinning at them. "He prefers to let his victims sweat a little before their demise, you know."

"Unlike you, who likes it quick." Jacques said, smirking. "Too bad you aren't as patient as your own captain... bad form, you know."

Avenger glared at Jacques with a curling lip, and he knew so far, his plan was working. But from Garin's point of view, Jacques was only making her angry...

"Curve that biting tongue of yours, you puppy!" she hissed.

"Why don't you come over here and make me?" Jacques bantered back. "Or are you afraid that if you don't behave, Scarblade won't let you have a crack at me yourself?"

"I can have a crack at you anytime I want!!" Avenger growled, drawing a knife from her belt and stomping over. She doubled up her first. "The knife is for later, right now, you've got a date with my fist!"


"Now!" Jacques thought to himself, then lunged upwards.

"What th--" Avenger was cut off short in her sentence, and she dropped the knife, as Jacques surprised her beyond what one would believe possible.

Garin blinked as he felt the knife fall into his hands, but wondered why it had become so quiet all of a sudden. He turned his head just slightly to see what was going on... and his eyes froze open at the sight before him. He blinked hard twice after a moment, just to make sure he was awake, but he was still seeing it.

Jacques pulled back from Avenger, who just stood there, fist still clenched and eyes still as wide as plums. Then she turned and simply walked out of the room slowly, as if in some strange trance. Jacques let out a sigh and shuddered as she finally left, and Garin blinked.

"...I like it. Simple, but effective," he said.

"NOT. A. WORD."

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...Yeah, the images burn. Enough said.

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UPDATE!
Continuation here: 6seacat9.deviantart.com/art/Cl…

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ALS123 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bwahahaha well that's one way to make a distraction! :rofl: Geez I hope Ann never found out, or else Jacques would have a date with her fist! :XD:
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:D Yeah, no joke!
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WingsOfASong Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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RL-182 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Now that's one helluva spontaious plan! I can't believe Jacques had the nerve to pull such a trick! :D But since Garin has sworn not to speak a word of it, I guess that's just one more secret they will take to the grave huh?
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD Not on Garin's part...
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WingsOfASong Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bother.
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hey!
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WingsOfASong Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi! *pokes repeatedly*
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WingsOfASong Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ann: BITCH, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MAH MAN.

Me: O.o
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD You like?
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WingsOfASong Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love!
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Poor Jacques though... that's gonna taste bad for weeks.
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Lady-Rosetta Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
Cool! What happens next?! I'm dying of anticipation over here!!
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:3
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Lady-Rosetta Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
*whimper*
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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Lady-Rosetta Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
.....Meaner.....
*tries to hide a snicker*
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Buh?
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Lady-Rosetta Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
Buh Buh Buh Buh-do.
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6SeaCat9 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD lol, sorry, its a noise I make when I'z confused.
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