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What Makes a Ruler? :icon2wingo:2wingo 2 6
A Story of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley
Ah, my children. Gather 'round, gather 'round, and listen to Uncle 2wingo's story of magic and wonder, the story of how Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley fell in love.
Okay, Uncle 2wingo!
Here's how it went in Canon:
Ginny sees Harry.
Ginny falls in Love with Harry.
Harry saves Ginny.
Ginny moons over Harry for . . . 3 or four years, give or take, before FINALLY moving onto other prospects.
Keep in mind that in all this time, Harry doesn't say two words to the girl, barely even giving her a THOUGHT.
Was she even IN most of the books?
You know, I haven't read most of them in a while, but I really DON'T remember her being in the middle books! But we'll go back to that soon enough.
Pause for a second: Just to add more pieces to the puzzle, who has been the single most important woman in Harry's life since he was 11 years old? Just think for a moment.
Umm . . .
Give up?
Yes, Uncle 2wingo.
Hermione Granger, my dear ones. Miss HERMIONE JANE GRANGER.
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Guinea Pigs by 2wingo Guinea Pigs :icon2wingo:2wingo 4 19 Baby Sloth by 2wingo Baby Sloth :icon2wingo:2wingo 6 7
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7 Stupid Sex Tips from Cosmo :icon2wingo:2wingo 3 15
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Make Call Abroad for Free :icon2wingo:2wingo 0 0
List of Songs to Look Up
Kiran Ahluwalia - "Meri Gori Gori"
Zap Mama - "Brrrlak!"
Lunasa - "Bealtaine"
DJ Rekha & Ominous - "Panj Bindiyaan"
Bela Fleck - "Contrapuncture XIII from the Art of the Fugue"
FOUR OF A KIND - "Bail Gaddi"
Taz - "Apna Sangeet"
DJ Rehna - "Boli Panich"
Sainko - "Moon Trance"
Eleftheria Arvanitaki - "Sappho"
Varttina - "Riena/Anathorna"
Kepa Junkera - "Diti and Fturrigorri"
Maria del Mar Bonet - "Bir Omet Yasemen"
Capercaillie - "Hoireann"
Shooglenifty - "Glenning Hall"
Skolran - "Ball Plinn Du Vertige"
Alejandro Fernandez - "Te Voy a Perder"
Los Bakis - "Navidad Sin Ti"
Mana - "Labios Compartidos"
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Scary Things about Childbirth :icon2wingo:2wingo 2 31
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Title Too Long, See Deviation :icon2wingo:2wingo 2 11
7 Must Reads for any Writer
1.) The Art of Fiction by Ayn Rand
2.) On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft by Stephen King
3.) Beginnings, Middles, & Ends by Nancy Kress
4.) Forbidden Knowledge by Michael Powell
5.) Anything by Ragnar Benson
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The Archives by 2wingo The Archives :icon2wingo:2wingo 5 5
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'Breaking Dawn' for Dummies :icon2wingo:2wingo 2 15
'Eclipse' for Dummies
Universally hailed by Twi-tards as the best book in the series, Eclipse is the 3rd book in the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer.
In this book, a rampage of newborn vampires from Seattle come to Forks, and are after Bella Swan (Oh, what a BIG surprise). The werewolves and Cullens team up against them (such cliches, Stephenie). Bella agrees to marry Edward Cullen, and turns down the much funnier and less ugly Jacob Black which was probably the worst of all the bad decisions she's made in her life (And Lord knows there have been OH so many).
And that's it. There's nothing more to it. Make of that what you will.
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'New Moon' for Dummies
New Moon is the second novel in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. It is another desperate rant about how Bella's life has gone awry yet again (oh noes =O) because Edward, being a pussy and unable to handle their relationship "difficulties", ditched her and promised to never come back. (Good riddance, ya faggot.)
Bella turns into a zombie because she is completely oblivious of the real world (since her senses filter out anything that is NOT Edward -- ie. Zomg I have friends at school???) and because she had a non-existent personality to begin with. She soon falls dependent on her werewolf rebound, Jacob, who actually thinks it's a score to hang out with Bella. (What d'ya know, another disgrace to supernatural beings.) He has no idea that Bella is just using him as a source of sanity and for opportunities of suicide (because she's so incompetent she lacks the know-how of self-destruction.)
Edward couldn't deal with his epic fail any better, but at least he had the willpower to rid
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My Middle School Anthem :icon2wingo:2wingo 1 3
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My Elementary School Anthem :icon2wingo:2wingo 3 24

Random Favourites

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  • Listening to: silence
  • Reading: the works of Joseph Campbell
  • Watching: Lets Plays on YouTube
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: lasagna
  • Drinking: water
When Let's Players on Youtube are playing "The Wolf Among Us" and choose the it might be designed not to dialogue option when examining Lily's corpse. 

I mean, Why? Why in the howling blue THUNDERFUCK does that seem like the more logical option than either could be a cheap glamour or it might be failing? Honestly! If you've played this game, then by all means, explain it to me because I don't fucking get it!

Even the two or three Let's Players who I can reasonably expect to be smart enough to make intelligent decisions chose that fucking option! Seriously, do people not even READ all of the fucking options before they make a choice?!


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Just a humble writer, plying his trade.

Current Residence: The Pacific Northwest
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Favourite genre of music: Classical, Opera
Favourite photographer: Peter Parker
Favourite style of art: Traditional, but I like them all
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano
Shell of choice: Leatherback Sea-Turtle
Wallpaper of choice: Lots
Skin of choice: soft, ivory-colored, a little freckled
Favourite cartoon character: Danny Phantom
Personal Quote: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici


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2wingo Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
SierraTheWolfe Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2018  Professional General Artist
Psst I know who you are...
2wingo Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad you know because I sure as Hell don't.
SierraTheWolfe Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2018  Professional General Artist
Well Josh, you of all people should know.
ashley-sugar Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks by ashley-sugar  
RebeccaHudgens Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Hi there. I saw your prayer request, I just want you know, I've prayed for you the second after I read it. That's horrible on what you have to go through, I'm so sorry. May God bless you and keep you forever.
I know we don't know each other, but if you need anything, to talk maybe, you are more than welcome to leave a note.
2wingo Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you, I appreciate your kindness.
RebeccaHudgens Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
I wish I could give more.
2wingo Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Your prayers are more than enough.
ShinyPiece Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sad Hug - Updated Cling to the Cross emote :D sad daiz 
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