HOUSE RULES:
☮ pretty pretty please just make sure all three locks on both doors are locked at all times
☮ all windows locked too please
☮ this is a big one right here - please do not throw away my old rice cooker utensil. i internally measure things of importance based off of a points system, & my old rice cooker utensil ranks up there at 93%. respect the utensil°.
☮ if you pee standing up, please respect the Squatter & lower the bridge.
☮ if you pee sitting down, reverse salute & raise the hatch.
☮ if you make a mess on any scale, clean it up.
☮ when changing the trash, just do it. no need to discuss it on a negative level, just do it. everyone collects alot of trash, it's everyone's responsibility to dispose of, so take turns willingly.
° all rice cooker utensils are subject to thorough testing, & repetitive use over an expectant year+ term. each time a rice cooker "burns out", it's unique utensil is then collected into the Kitchen Utensil Ceramic Jar. no one is allowed to throw away the utensil, except for the Wielder. i'am the Wielder. utensils are thrown away only when they've been worn down enough.